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Post February 13th, 2017, 9:27 am

So if Harry literally had a chest monster

If Harry literally had a chest monster then...

Harry was terrified he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he was sent to St Mungo's.

After many hours.

Harry woke up and saw Mrs Weasley

Mrs Weasley: Don't worry Harry, it wasn't a heart attack.
Harry: Then what was it?
Healer: It was a chest monster.
Harry: What the-?
Healer: Harry drink this for two weeks, you will be staying here for.
It was a huge potion.

Harry thought what was a chest monster? He thought of Hagrid he was a bit mad with creatures he remembered the Blast-Ended Skrewts in his fourth year. But he wasn't doing Care of Magical Creatures now. But even though he gave up Care of Magical Creatures, Hagrid understood and he would never do anything like that to him, injuring him or attempting to murder him.
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Post February 14th, 2017, 3:47 pm

Re: So if Harry literally had a chest monster

Lmao
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Post February 15th, 2017, 5:47 pm

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Kingirl89, are you into animation? If you animated all these ideas you have and put them on youtube, I would absolutely watch them.
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Post February 16th, 2017, 3:58 pm

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Could you imagine Ginny and Harry kissing for the first time in the common room, and the monster loses control and fucking eats her right before Harry kisses her.
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Post February 16th, 2017, 4:09 pm

Re: So if Harry literally had a chest monster

Yeah but, what if Harry was called Jim?
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Post February 17th, 2017, 2:20 am

Re: So if Harry literally had a chest monster

The whole "chest monster" meme was dreamed up by bitter Harmonians to de-legitimize the final union of Harry and Ginny as forseen and planned by JKR.
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Post February 17th, 2017, 11:40 pm

Re: So if Harry literally had a chest monster

The Fifth Marauder wrote:Yeah but, what if Harry was called Jim?


Hmmm, called Jim or named Jim? Very important difference.
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Post February 24th, 2017, 12:16 pm

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Personally I am not fond of the chest monster metaphor but the claims surrounding it by angry shippers are ridiculous. Kingirl89's skit is hilarious as well.
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Post July 21st, 2017, 6:45 am

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Funny as hell, lol.
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Post July 22nd, 2017, 10:05 am

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dryad wrote:Kingirl89, are you into animation? If you animated all these ideas you have and put them on youtube, I would absolutely watch them.


^ Yes! This would make an hilarious cartoon or comic strip :lol:
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Post September 4th, 2017, 6:16 pm

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The "chest monster" was the Hippogriff/Dragon tattoo ;)
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Post October 22nd, 2017, 5:08 am

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"chest" monster = Mimic?
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