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If Snape has to get married
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Who should he marry?
Sybill
9%
 9%  [ 5 ]
Dolores
25%
 25%  [ 13 ]
Narcissa (well, after divorce)
23%
 23%  [ 12 ]
Hermione (please also tell how Ron'd react)
9%
 9%  [ 5 ]
Tonks
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Moaning Myrtle (Yeah, Ghost!)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Oh my Severus, could it be... me?
19%
 19%  [ 10 ]
Others (please specify)
11%
 11%  [ 6 ]
Total Votes : 52

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Blibbering Humdinger
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 9:52 am    Post subject: If Snape has to get married Reply with quote

Now, Lily has died so it's impossible. And let's assume he's not gay...
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course its snape and dolores!


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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, she looks HOT in that picture...
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well then maybe i should draw you and umbridge instead... hehehhehe
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snape and Narcissa - Snape would murder Lucious to get to her lol
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

halfbloodprincess wrote:
of course its snape and dolores!


Nice picture.
Follow-up question: how should Severus propose to Dolores?
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she seems the type who became an old maid coz nobody wanted to marry her...

so he should just flatter her like hell, and give her pink flowers with a pink vase and a matching pink doily and an old fashioned engagement ring large enough for her fat fingers.
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol snape and umbridge would be funny...but I don't think snape even liked her. Filch and Umbridge is more like it.

I think Sevvy loves Cissy, and if Lucius was out of the way...well...things might happen. Sevvy deserves some happiness.
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, it would be funny if Snape married Trelawney Laughing They'd be quarreling all day... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes but now that lucius is in jail theres no one to stop snape and cissy from getting married.
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PostPosted: July 5, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ummm you can't get married to a married woman just because her husband is in jail, the marriage is still binding...however they could do...stuff, and Lucius couldn't do anything about it Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snape/Sybill... the real reason why he was lurking outside her door, peering into the keyhole Wink
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GinnyX wrote:
Snape/Sybill... the real reason why he was lurking outside her door, peering into the keyhole Wink

Funny point lol !!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha ginny that's funny!!! ill try to draw that... Wink
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Severus is mine LOL

i like Snpe/Lily too much

so i could only go with me.. come here snapiepoo Embarassed
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, i could say severus could be mine. i will have to get a sex change tho. Laughing
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come one guys he has to marry Tonks. Lupin is so dead. You guys know I have a soft spot for Tonks/Snape. I'm an active member of The colourful bat shippers site.
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuck! their babies will have greasy pink hair??? eurgh!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2007 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

halfbloodprincess wrote:
yuck! their babies will have greasy pink hair??? eurgh!


Lol

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haha ginny that's funny!!! ill try to draw that...


I'm looking forward to seeing that!
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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

they hair wouldn't be greasy if they washed it Razz
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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snape can't wash his own hair, how are we supposed to trust him with a child's head?
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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tonks will wash the hair and she will encorage Severus to do the same. HE might have to do it everyday but he doesn't really care because his hot wife says he should.

Who knows if all that grease is actually sheilding wax. Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont think snape takes a bath. look.. he has greasy hair, and his underwear is dirty. he still needs to learn Hygiene 101.

oh by the way, ginny... here's snape and trelawney.


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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

halfbloodprincess wrote:
of course its snape and dolores!




LOL yeah
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PostPosted: July 7, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote