I was just reading through the topic titled Draco Malfoy Smart? And I must say that I was sickened and dismayed by all the gluttonous praise this stupid little kid was receiving from his atrocious fanbase, who seem to be fond of his constant stupidity and lack of discovering the obvious even when all the evidence is right in front of him. You’d think the kid would have been able to figure it out what 6 years of school but he still doesn’t get it, he just can’t seem to grasp the obvious, he’s either in denial and suffers a serious case of Gymnophobia or he’s just plain dumb, it’s all possible that everything I said applies to him.
What am I talking about? Haven’t you figured it out yet? It’s starting at you right in the face Draco my boy, could it be any more obvious? I think everyone else except you know what I’m talking about because what I’m trying to say is that Draco has yet to discover despite all the evidence that the obvious truth is…
Harry and Draco are long lost brothers.
Let’s look at all the given evidence shall we?
Their both white.
They both go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
They can both, get this, use magic!
They both carry wands
They both have hair
They both have parents
They both have eyes
They both suffer from the disease never-nude
They both have birthdays
They both have people who pretend to be their friends
They both appear in every Harry Potter book
Their names each start with a capital letter! (This is not normal)
They both go to the same classes
Snape likes one of them but hates the other (can you figure out why…?)
But hey, there’s more proof than this undying evidence I’ve just presented. Let’s just look at some extracts from some Harry Potter Books.
Harry Potter wrote:
I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... this conversation reminds me of my brother who was the same age as me but he vanished a long time ago and was kidnapped by some people who didn't like my parents. He had blond hair and was very white, like any brother of mine would be!
- Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Page 539
Harry Potter wrote:
Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" Is my long lost brother who had blond hair there? Please tell me is there with his blond hair!
- Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, Page 84
Hermione Granger wrote:
Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl! Let's just forget about all of this and help Harry find his freaking brother!
- Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, Page 472
Ronald Weasley wrote:
I saw her today, I saw her face
It was the face I love, and I knew
I had to run away
And get down on my knees and pray, that they go away
And still it begins, needles and pins
- Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, Page 518
Ronald Weasley wrote:
Screw you Harry! Go and enter the freaking Tri Wizard tournament without me, I was here when your brother wasn't! Where is he Harry!? Where is he? I'll tell you where he is! He's f****** dead!
Yoda wrote:
Dead not he is, very well he knows you but faith lack is the source of young Malfoy's darkness... Find brother of his with scar we must...
Ronald Weasley wrote:
What the hell are you doing here!? Where's Harry?
- Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Page 183
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something. How I wish my brother who needed glasses was here to hear that awesome insult...
Harry Potter wrote:
Maybe he is....
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Shut your potty moth Potter! You may look, talk, and act like my brother but you are not him!
- Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, Page 658
Draco Malfoy wrote:
I play Quidditch. Father says it's a crime if I'm not picked to play for my house, and I must say, I agree. Know what house you'll be in yet? Did I tell you that I had a brother who is long lost?
- Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, Page 62
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Today at lunch, you were ashamed to be with me.
Harry Potter wrote:
No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
- Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, Page 381
Professor McGonagall wrote:
Okay, Severus Snape , are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. So don't dare reveal to Malfoy that the Potter boy is his brother!
Severus Snape wrote:
I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.
- Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, Page 261
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Didn't you get a job or something?
Harry Potter wrote:
No, no I didnt. Unless... you consider "World's Coolest Brother" a job.
- Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, Page 484
Harry Potter wrote:
Why haven't you talked to my brother, the blond kid who hates people that aren't pure bloods?
Sirius Black wrote:
We did earlier. He claims to know nothing.
Harry Potter wrote:
Well, that's not an act. He twice tried to heat up a Ding-Dong in a microwave while it was still in its tinfoil.
Sirius Black wrote:
Twice?
Harry Potter wrote:
Two times.
- Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, Page 286
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Oh, my God, he's after our money.
Sirius Black wrote:
No, we don't have any money.
Draco Malfoy wrote:
Oh, my God, he's already taken our money.
- Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, Page 593
Draco Malfoy wrote:
If this scene I recreate, perhaps I can resnare my brother...
Rubeus Hagrid wrote:
Why would Harry take you back?
- Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, Page 222
Rubeus Hagrid wrote:
Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family
Albus Dumbledore wrote:
And a lot of love.
Rubeus Hagrid wrote:
More lies.
- Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, Page 173
Ron Weasley wrote:
Harry, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.
- Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, Page 17
Harry Potter wrote:
Ron, I'm going to need you to sneak my brother out of rehab.
Ron Weasley wrote:
Gee, I didn't think the dude I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Draco.
Severus Snape wrote:
He's better than the whores you date.
Ron Weasley wrote:
Don't call my escorts whores.
Severus Snape wrote:
Malfoy's still got it.
Ron Weasley wrote:
I don't date whores.
Hermione Granger wrote:
Stop it, both of you. This objectification of women has got to stop.
Harry Potter wrote:
It's just Draco and whores.
- Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, Page 742
Harry Potter wrote:
I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
- Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, page 205
So... Still think Draco is some kind of genius? _________________
I don't remember Yoda being in the Half-Blood Prince!
Read it again.
Remus wrote:
lol, pretty funny, darling!!!pockets have lost it again!!!Well done!!!lol, that made me haaappyyy
This is not laughing matter Remus. The shocking discovery that Harry and Draco are siblings just further proves that the Harry Potter series promotes indecent behavior and will be the cause of the next and final hemolytic war! _________________
LMAO _________________ Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through Passion, I gain strength.
Through Strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
well ive got to hand it to you pockets this by far is the mos stupid, unreasonable, retarded, most untruthfull pile of rubbish ive ever read.
you must not have a very excititing life pockets....anyone with a real life wouldnt be as bored as to write this...
congratulations though....in all my years in reading harry potter, looking up rumors on the web, and making my own theories ive never seen any of them as stupid as yours.
well ive got to hand it to you pockets this by far is the mos stupid, unreasonable, retarded, most untruthfull pile of rubbish ive ever read.
you must not have a very excititing life pockets....anyone with a real life wouldnt be as bored as to write this...
congratulations though....in all my years in reading harry potter, looking up rumors on the web, and making my own theories ive never seen any of them as stupid as yours.
congratulations
It’s ok. I forgive you, that’s not you talking, it’s the demon from Harry Potter that’s possessed your soul. I take it that the demon is also responsible for your atrocious grammar.
Call 901-348-184-461-831
Ask for Mr. Badong. He will give you directions in order to meet me, then we can proceed to purifying your soul. God speed my friend, God speed. _________________
lol, I was a member of the Hogwarts staff...Am I possesed too??? (Arooo)
It is quite possible. Call Mr. Badong and ask for directions, and bring money with you, lots and lots of money. The Holy spirits demand it! Do not anger them! _________________
Anyways, Draco is...well, I taught him, so I really can swear the boy has a little...daddy's problem*mimics Draco crying for Daddy* _________________ RP:Draco Malfoy
RP too: Edward Rivers, from Ravenclaw
and his sly brother, Steven.
Does this mean I'm your brother too? and Ronfreak! I have so much family now that I know everyone who has a birthday are brothers! _________________ You are obviously jealous of my superior intelligence and Speling skills.
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(Arooo)