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ravvy
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: DARMONKEY..... Reply with quote

this is your life......


Smexy,

Through the last 3 years you have been a special part of our life, and this is our way of thanking you.

On July 11, 2005, you created a wonderful community that helped me find lifelong friends and share the birth of my child. I wanted to thank you in my own way for that, I want to take you back to the first post, ... http://www.potterforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=2

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Welcome to Harry Potter Forums! Please browse the forums, post, and join our new Harry Potter Community! Talk about the books and movies or simply chat with other fans.

Thank you for visiting Harry Potter Forums! Enjoy your stay!


That was the beginning to an epic journey through many joyous and trivial times....

On July 14, 2005 Buckbeek, your first member joined... and this was his first post
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John Irving and Stephen King ask Rowling not to kill Harry

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/08/01/people.rowling.reut/index.html


This member is no longer active but your most time honored member Rorschach has blessed us for years with his/her wit and wisdom this was his/her first post
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I don't want to say it -- First place chick is hot, but has an attitude; doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain has super-low self-esteem, so I step in and, uh... lay her crown upon my sweet head.


On July 24th 2007 we reached an epic 100K posts!!

Unfortunately with the good comes the bad and the summer of 2007 started out with drama, a long standing member turned against his friends and deleted thousands of posts and thanks to you and our mod team we got them back. But we all joined together and rebuilt the site threefold.


On November 7th, 2007 we all heard about your pending court battle and rallied for your freedom of speech and expression http://www.potterforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=12356


On December 28th 2007 A member read your survey and decided to be silly... little did she know this would be the post heard 'round the world...http://www.potterforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=13526
its sequel...
http://www.potterforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=17899

On April 1, 2008, we were hacked again by Rad Yek Nom, a scary haxz0r that spoke only LOLcat. It was really Dar and the best April Fool's Prank.

I know this is just part of your time line... and I urge the others to post more...

but Smexy... this is your life. <33
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*gives smexy's shaggy dog a juicy bone to chew on*

Yay dar!
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yar for Dar! Very Happy
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dar is da best. Very Happy
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Dar's awesome xD
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I have said in the last one hundred threads for him. He is the reason why we are here. Thanks for creating such places for people to interact.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, it almost seems like you're sick of Dar threads Razz
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*takes hat off in respect*

A big thank you to my favorite Monkey for making the Pea-Eff, Pee-Eff, Pee-Fee, PF, the "Forums of Potter", and the Potterforums, the most awesomestamazingest HP forum in the entiiiire world!

*child voice* ;D
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I worship Dar
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahaha, I remember that thread... I voted plaid.

*worships Darmonkey*
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, dar monkey, for making these awesome forums!I finally found something that helped me get through my uncles death. If not for you and these forums, who knows what might have happened to me?I was really close to my uncle. But I overcame it, thanks to you and Linkin Park!These forums are what give me hope that I'm not a freak for liking the things I like. We will always love you Smexy!
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always wondered why he was called smexydoll...
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, just to clarify things again... Darmonkey is Smexy, not smexydoll. A bunch of us have e-dolls that we call smexy dolls. Smexy isn't smexydoll, the stuffed monkey permanently attached to my left hand is smexydoll.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, oops!I'll edit my post!Sorry, GinnyX!
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"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
thanks to evanesco for the sig, and to JKR for the quote!
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GinnyX wrote:
Ok, just to clarify things again... Darmonkey is Smexy, not smexydoll. A bunch of us have e-dolls that we call smexy dolls. Smexy isn't smexydoll, the stuffed monkey permanently attached to my left hand is smexydoll.


Hmm, okay. But then why is he Smexy?
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dracoholic wrote:
GinnyX wrote:
Ok, just to clarify things again... Darmonkey is Smexy, not smexydoll. A bunch of us have e-dolls that we call smexy dolls. Smexy isn't smexydoll, the stuffed monkey permanently attached to my left hand is smexydoll.


Hmm, okay. But then why is he Smexy?

It was formed from some thread they had in the summer of '07.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. I don't think I was there.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neither was I!But I read the thread, it was hilarious.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dar, we respect you and this is the best forum I've been on...

...I hope I wasn't going to be on that timeline if I was banned, lol.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

everyone post your fav darmonkey/smexy related quote.

take him through a tour of his life.
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

like this quote

DarMonkey wrote:
Recruiting members, aye?! That sounds like a Slytherin trick. If that's the case...

JOIN SLYTHERIN!!!

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooo...I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dar was born to by a Slythindor!
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ravvy
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sweettahsin wrote:
like this quote

DarMonkey wrote:
Recruiting members, aye?! That sounds like a Slytherin trick. If that's the case...

JOIN SLYTHERIN!!!

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


i do too... he spammed lol
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PostPosted: October 1, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good ol' Dar! Who has a record of his first spam post? We can put that in the timeline, thanks for giving me an idea Ravvy!
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