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Michael Massacre
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 Posted: October 19, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: My break down of soulja boy song (only read if mature) |
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ONLY READ IF YOU ARE MATURE ENOUGH TO TAKE ADULT TALK THNX
Now Everyone knows how much i HATE Soulja Boy and Crank Dat
now i have finally found the real meaning of "Crank Dat"
here it is
first the lyrics
"Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
that Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do"
Now i was always wondering what "Crank dat" means
look at it
"watch me crank it"
now what is "it"
simple
he's masturbating
when a guy jacks off, it's also known as "cranking it"
"Watch me roll"
now this could mean a few things
he could be talking about th semen rolling out of his penis.
we'll leave this point alone
"Watch me crank soulja boy"
Now look how this line is said
he says "Watch me CRANK SOULJA BOY"
as in he's cranking something NAMED soulja boy.
not that he's soulja boy and cranking it.
but that he's jacking off his penis named Soulja boy
"that Super Man Dat (OH!)"
Let me just state, this has got to be the WORST line put together in the history of hip hop.
it doesn't actually make sense.
now when he says "super man dat (oh)"
now in the song it sounds like he says Hoe
so when you see (oh)
just think it says Hoe.
That's what it sounds like.
now superman could be talking about a sexposition
or if you think
superman is strong
fierce power and skill
this could be the point of the Cranking that you get Fierce and are about to orgasm
which proves this next like
"Now watch me do"
again bad line but think about it. if you're orgasming. chances are you're saying "watch me i'm gonna ::splooge::" get it?
good
with all that said
in verse one. do these 3 lines now make sense?
"Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday"
Cocking on your bitch-obvious
and then he admits it
"Yes i Crank it every day"
verse 2
"I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)"
"i'm bouncin on my toe"- easy, he needs to cum. and he's boucing and getting ready
"Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)" again with the OH! thing. think "SUPER SOAK" he's gonna drench her in his orgasm juice
duh
"I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)"
he'll pass the Girl down the line. bukkake or gangbang?
that's pretty much the basis of te song
so hope you now LOL when you hear this song
=]
-mike massacre
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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jesseschambach11
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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the song does say supermand dat hoe not oh
the edited versions says ohh
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Michael Massacre
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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thus why i made that quick side note
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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jesseschambach11
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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that was a really good anaylsis tho lol
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Next can you translate us, like, everything Sean Paul says? |
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Michael Massacre
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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still having trouble with that one
i get up too
"It's shawna Paul. Gimma da light"
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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| Posted: October 19, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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omg i hated that song when i first heard it
and i laughed so hard when i read this!
thanks for explaining it!
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Its one of the stupidest/Worst songs of our age. It just shows how stupid hip-hop buyers are. Its been one of the top songs on I-tunes for weeks, I just find that sad.
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| Posted: October 20, 2007 10:57 am Post subject: |
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| SuperRad wrote: |
| Its one of the stupidest/Worst songs of our age. It just shows how stupid hip-hop buyers are. Its been one of the top songs on I-tunes for weeks, I just find that sad. |
RAP - Retards Attempting Poetry, is bad.
Hip Hop is good. Mainstream hip hop/rap is purely retarded. It's all about making money, getting girls, and doing drugs.
Rappers like Joe Budden, Common, Mos Def, etc. are the REAL rappers, the one with the REAL talent and have a REAL purpose to their songs.
My favorite rapper of all time is the old Eminem. I HATE his "funny" songs such as My Band, etc. He is a really talented rapper who needs to stick with his old material. I used to be a huge rap fan until 50 Cent, Lil' Jon and them came around, then I was embarrassed to say I liked rap.
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| Posted: October 20, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire
Pfft man, We all know the real version of the song is right here.
"Crank that Cavalry boy"
xD
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LMFAO! WHEN I READ THAT I SHIT MY PANTS THAT'S HOW FUNNY IT WAS!
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Everytime I hear Rap Crap like the above.. I tend to shudder at improper pronunciation of the English language... It one of my biggest irks!
Ex:.. Axed - Asked..
I don't ax anyone anything... I ask them..  |
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| Posted: October 22, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| ranëoira wrote: |
Everytime I hear Rap Crap like the above.. I tend to shudder at improper pronunciation of the English language... It one of my biggest irks!
Ex:.. Axed - Asked..
I don't ax anyone anything... I ask them.. |
ROTFL !!!! My teacher use to say the same thing !!! xD
Then he would draw an Axe then the word "Ask" xD
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| Posted: October 22, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| lololololololololololololol |
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| Posted: November 10, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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haha yeah i knew it had a messed up meaning behind. i just didnt know what. thanks for explaining.
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And this is one of the many reasons why I don't listen to American music anymore...
I really hate this song.
And just as a note, when he says "Superman dat hoe," it means to come on a woman's back and then stick a sheet on it until it hardens, so when she stands up it looks like she's wearing a cape. |
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| Posted: November 11, 2007 10:43 am Post subject: |
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though i did think that superman that hoe had a different meaning.
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Michael Massacre
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| Posted: November 11, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Rayne Callahan wrote: |
And this is one of the many reasons why I don't listen to American music anymore...
I really hate this song.
And just as a note, when he says "Superman dat hoe," it means to come on a woman's back and then stick a sheet on it until it hardens, so when she stands up it looks like she's wearing a cape. |
i've actually gotten many different responses for the meaning of that.
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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| Posted: November 11, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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I would have thought "Superman that hoe" (I refuse to spell it "dat"), would have meant to engage in sexual intercourse extremely swiftly.
I think that's the most euphamistic way I can say "bang really fast." |
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| Michael Massacre wrote: |
i've actually gotten many different responses for the meaning of that. |
I've been told by many different friends that this is what it means, and it's also the first explanation that pops up on UrbanDictionary. |
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| Posted: November 11, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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This isn't music.
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| Posted: December 22, 2007 1:39 am Post subject: |
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And that analysis of what "Superman that ho" means is quite incorrect.
Just saying.
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| Posted: December 22, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha
this is sooo sooo funny.. yet interesting.. 
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