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hazzard
Joined: Jul 13, 2007
Location: connecticut
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Dumbledore: do these robes make me look fat
HAgrid: NO!!! Naw, Dumbley, ya' look HAWT
Dumbledore: SHUT UP YOU GREAT OAF. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE *stomps away and looks in mirror spinning to see his butt)
Hagrid: *sheepishly looking in closet* Proffessor Dumbley-sir? can i borrow ya' itsy bitsy teeny weeny yeller polka dot bikini?
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Bre Malfoy
Joined: Jul 12, 2007
Location: a big blue house
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Harry: Ron, Hermione, I've had enough of this magic and saving the world. I'm going to live with the Dursleys becasue they love me and you two can fight off Voldemort.
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Bubbles
Joined: Jul 1, 2007
Location: Gateshead, England
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Snape - Harry is my best student and is always a good boy.
Voldie - Scew this I have had enough of world domination, I am becoming a plumber!
Hermione - I hate school, homework is for losers.
Ron - I love the maroon sweaters mum makes.
Bill Weasley - I am gonna shave my heaad
Neville - I got an outstanding OWL on my potions exam.
Luna - Nargles aren'y real
Draco - I hate being rich, I want to live with the Weasley's.
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It's better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven
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flamingmonkey923
Joined: Jul 7, 2007
Location: Wandering around in my brain
Posts: 4457
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Dear Dumbly-Poo,
I woke up this morning and realized what I've been doing my entire life has been despicable. I really don't hate wizards and witches of muggle descent, I just wanted the attention. I'm sorry if I ever hurt your feelings! I've decided that I'm going to be a poet, and from now on, I will be as tolerant as humanly possible with all living things. I'm having a tea party at Madam Puddifoot's today around noon, you should join us. Take care, Dumbly-poo.
Love from,
Tommy
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^^Milky Way^^
Joined: Jun 17, 2007
Location: helping harry find the diadem, I mean die-dum. ;)
Posts: 1307
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| Posted: July 15, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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Snape - Harry is my best student and is always a good boy.
Voldie - Scew this I have had enough of world domination, I am becoming a plumber!
Hermione - I hate school, homework is for losers.
Ron - I love the maroon sweaters mum makes.
Bill Weasley - I am gonna shave my heaad
Neville - I got an outstanding OWL on my potions exam.
Luna - Nargles aren'y real
Draco - I hate being rich, I want to live with the Weasley's. |
that is soooo funny!!
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MakenzieGirl
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Location: New Mexico
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| Posted: July 15, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: lol... |
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Lol...
That's pretty damn hilarious. Nice creativity. 
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hazzard
Joined: Jul 13, 2007
Location: connecticut
Posts: 150
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| Posted: July 15, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Dobby: Psh...Potter get that smelly sock away from me. what in the world would make you think i want to be freed?
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hanoodles
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Location: the question is were r u
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| Posted: July 15, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Draco:hey hermione how u doin
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Alina
Joined: Jan 12, 2007
Location: home
Posts: 503
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Ron: What kind of loser would be afraid of a spider?
Harry: My cousin Dudley is much cooler than Ron
Hermione: I'm dropping 5 classes, I hate school
Hagrid: Professor Dumbledore sir, Filch is trying to scare me with his cat, oh god I hate animals
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^^Milky Way^^
Joined: Jun 17, 2007
Location: helping harry find the diadem, I mean die-dum. ;)
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| Alina wrote: |
Ron: What kind of loser would be afraid of a spider?
Harry: My cousin Dudley is much cooler than Ron
Hermione: I'm dropping 5 classes, I hate school
Hagrid: Professor Dumbledore sir, Filch is trying to scare me with his cat, oh god I hate animals |
like they would EVER say that!!!
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hazzard
Joined: Jul 13, 2007
Location: connecticut
Posts: 150
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Fred: why waste time with making immature prank toys? there are OWL's to be earned!
George: Im right with you on that one. Here, I'll help you burn down Zonko's...
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Alina
Joined: Jan 12, 2007
Location: home
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Fred: why waste time with making immature prank toys? there are OWL's to be earned!
George: Im right with you on that one. Here, I'll help you burn down Zonko's... |
lol, that's hilarious, fred and george would never say that
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HpFan4Life
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Location: Some place with buildings and fulla muggles.
Posts: 339
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Wow these are really good and pretty funny!
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hazzard
Joined: Jul 13, 2007
Location: connecticut
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Hermione: I've got a 459 page paper to write for ancient runes AND i have my period....but I'm NOT going to complain about it to either of you
Ron: Oh you poor dear...here, Harry will go fetch you some Feminine Hygiene Products from Madame Pomfrey and I'LL help you with youre homework.
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jesseschambach11
Joined: Jul 16, 2007
Location: Hokie Country
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| Hermoine: Hey Winky u wanna drink some vodka with me lol |
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Ronfreak
Joined: Jun 9, 2007
Location: Flirting with Rupert
Posts: 1048
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Hermione: I'm dropping out of school. I just can't take the pressure.
Ron: Lets go into the forrest and visit aragog. We haven't seen him in a while
Harry: Draco will you be my boyfriend.
Voldemort: I'm going over to dumbledore's house for tea. Draco, take over for a while.
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