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Messr. Padfoot
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Weasley Jokes Reply with quote

If you've ever stood against a red wall and someone asked when you shaved your head, you might be a Weasley!

If your new robe was made the same year your grandma was, you might be a Weasley!

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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love Blue-collar!!

umm...OH

if you share a house witha ghoul you might be a Weasley!
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If people call you a blood-traitor, you might be a Weasley.

If the words "rubbish" and "pit" describe your home, you might be a Weasley.

If your garden has more weeds and gnomes in it than flowers, you might be a Weasley.
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if your banging the hottest and smartest character in the book you might be a weasley
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Arabella
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I am your sister in-law you might be a Weasley
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arabella wrote:
If I am your sister in-law you might be a Weasley


Oooh, that one works for me, too!


If you breed like garden gnomes, you might be a Weasley.
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Messr. Padfoot
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you mow the lawn and the cat brings you a gnome head the next day, you might be a Weasley.
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The Master Auror
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PostPosted: July 10, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ravvy wrote:
if your banging the hottest and smartest character in the book you might be a weasley


rofl. that made me literally laugh out loud
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Arabella
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PostPosted: July 11, 2008 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you like ear related humor, you might be a weasley

if you can't do anything without a prank being pulled on you, you might be a weasley
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