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RoxEnchant
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe *high fives the penguin* why do you think there's one with a purse hanging out in the back?
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, bella. it's eating me. :/
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woooooooo

i love Twilight [so far]

lol, im not that far into it, but i love it already.

all i can think of is Robert Pattinson <333
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arabella wrote:
hehe *high fives the penguin* why do you think there's one with a purse hanging out in the back?


Hiding the first aid kit, and ready with the get away keys
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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

or maybe its her boyfriend holding it for her lol
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ASHY!!!!

Why are you not in the chat? D:
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO

ROFL

LOL

and uh... all those other abbreviations! I seriously laughed. ask ppl on skype.
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Isabelle Lestrange
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel special.

And awesomeness.
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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Isabelle Lestrange
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay, an native animal from Australia. Emus rock!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mt. dew is a girl's best friend. ask anyone.
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nooo....lemonade is!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like me a smoothie
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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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Isabelle Lestrange
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, Barney would kill for one!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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Isabelle Lestrange
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahah...

moo-ow!!!!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas!
I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas!

I like to ate, ate, ate, aples and banaynays!
I like to ate, ate, ate, aples and banaynays!

I like to ote, ote, ote oples and bononos!
I like to ote, ote, ote oples and bononos!

I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and boonoonoos!
I like to oot, oot, oot ooples and boonoonoos!

I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and beneenees!
I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and beneenees!

/bows.
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like tooooo eat.....sanwiches...apples...cerries and PIZZA!
PASTA mania!
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I don't know where I find these things!!!
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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uh... they look kinda like monsters. :/
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PostPosted: July 6, 2008 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've gots a better one!!!


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Ryan wrote:
Do you know how much 10 superfantasticryanisawesome points are worth in Venezuela? A lot missy; but no, you're too good for them, well I hope you know starving Venezuelan children would have totally kissed a monkey for those points.

^I like him^
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