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Drakee Poos Wifey
Joined: Jun 30, 2008
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4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
7. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
13. sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room
16. if he is about to do anything particually mean or evil, say " TOM! what WOULD your mother say!"
Those four are the best.
also like 13,
start singing Michael Jackson when he enters a room.
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claymore
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
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| Posted: June 30, 2008 10:23 am Post subject: |
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LOL, these are great...my favourite is the 'sexy back' option!
I would love to see Voldy's face should someone actually have dared to do this! |
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ravvy
Joined: Jul 25, 2007
Location: outside your window, watching you download porn
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| Posted: June 30, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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tell him he looks like the lovechild of michael jackson and jack from will and grace
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kiorsly
Joined: May 11, 2007
Location: Sabah, Malaysia
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| Posted: June 30, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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5. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?' 
haha, thats funny.. |
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soleil
Joined: Jun 29, 2008
Location: Hogwarts Dreamland
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| Posted: July 1, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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| icesk8erqueen8 wrote: |
fun ways to annoy voldie!
A.K.A. ways to considerably shorten your lifespan
3. call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
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Oh THIS one is good!!
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ravvy
Joined: Jul 25, 2007
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| Posted: July 1, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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*stops trying to think of some on her own since everyone likes the premade ones better*
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Starlight
Joined: Jul 1, 2008
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| Posted: July 1, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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follow him around and say, "My lord, Harry Potter has onething you'll never have. He has hair"
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Arabella
Joined: Jun 17, 2007
Location: In my field of paper flowers
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| Posted: July 1, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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then insist he wear a bright orange beehive wig
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kiorsly
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| Posted: July 2, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
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| Starlight wrote: |
| follow him around and say, "My lord, Harry Potter has onething you'll never have. He has hair" |
haha.. i love this one.. |
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Duelingwands
Joined: Jul 27, 2007
Location: The Forbidden Forest
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| Posted: July 2, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Nagini=Snake Soup
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heh.
this is interesting. |
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kiorsly
Joined: May 11, 2007
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| Posted: July 2, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Duelingwands wrote: |
| Nagini=Snake Soup |
haha.. luv this one..
and give it to him for breakfast. haha.. |
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sweettahsin
Joined: Aug 31, 2007
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: July 3, 2008 1:19 am Post subject: |
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simply call 911
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kiorsly
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| Posted: July 3, 2008 9:24 am Post subject: |
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| call 911 for what?? |
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smelly_eli
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| Posted: July 5, 2008 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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They are pretty funny, but Voldemort is NOT a cool dude! What he did was diisgusting and inexcusable. Thnx 4 reading.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
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xXfreehugsXx
Joined: Jul 6, 2008
Location: Stuck some where between my dreams and reality.
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| Posted: July 6, 2008 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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lol, ask him if he weighs as much as a duck (yeah monty python!)
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yay baby dragons!! |
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smelly_eli
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
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| Posted: July 7, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| xXfreehugsXx wrote: |
| lol, ask him if he weighs as much as a duck (yeah monty python!) |
Wow! That's one of my favourite movies!!! We did at at my amateur dramatics group and my sister was the witch!!!!!
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xXfreehugsXx
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| Posted: July 7, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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| xXfreehugsXx wrote: |
| lol, ask him if he weighs as much as a duck (yeah monty python!) |
Wow! That's one of my favourite movies!!! We did at at my amateur dramatics group and my sister was the witch!!!!! |
awesome!
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ravvy
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| Posted: July 7, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| xXfreehugsXx wrote: |
| lol, ask him if he weighs as much as a duck (yeah monty python!) |
i accept you
((hugs))
welcome to the huff family
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xXfreehugsXx
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| Posted: July 7, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| ravvy wrote: |
| xXfreehugsXx wrote: |
| lol, ask him if he weighs as much as a duck (yeah monty python!) |
i accept you
((hugs))
welcome to the huff family |
yay i feel loved *hugs back*
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yay baby dragons!! |
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kiorsly
Joined: May 11, 2007
Location: Sabah, Malaysia
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| Posted: July 8, 2008 6:19 am Post subject: |
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ask voldermort if he want BOTOX??
hahaha.. |
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Potter10
Joined: Aug 28, 2007
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Why the long face?
If you are a death eater- Rescuse his victims with "my good deed for the day".
Hint at how snake meat is a delicacy in China
Tell him how ugly he looked as a baby |
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Vidracious
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| Posted: July 9, 2008 10:29 am Post subject: |
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I love the Sexy back option! LOL... Am making a sig for that one...
Ask him whether Nagini or Peter was the one who bit his nose off?
Tell him to go on to Extreme Makeover - Special Edition.
Give him a tanning spa voucher ticket, nudging him to have a good tan.
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Slytherin.
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KrazyMan
Joined: Jul 5, 2008
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| Posted: July 9, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Hehehe!
They're great!especially 10 + 16
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Scarlet_Witch
Joined: Jul 5, 2008
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| Posted: July 9, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
I love that one
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kiorsly
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| Posted: July 9, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Vidracious wrote: |
I love the Sexy back option! LOL... Am making a sig for that one...
Ask him whether Nagini or Peter was the one who bit his nose off?
Tell him to go on to Extreme Makeover - Special Edition.
Give him a tanning spa voucher ticket, nudging him to have a good tan. |
Tell him to go on to Extreme Makeover - Special Edition.
hahaha.. love this one.. |
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