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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Smelling victory: the story of Uncle Mortie Reply with quote
After Hogwarts Tom decided he wanted to be the greatest evil wizrd ever. Freshly gradulated, cauldron under one arm and wand in the other, he made a trip to knockturn ally...

he spent the day hanging flyers for henchmen and kicking random kittys to make sure everyone knew how seriously baddass he was.

then one of them attacked back, biting off his nose and running off with it... from then on Tom couldn't smell victory. And he was sad. Driven mad by his lack of smell he slowly turned into the withered yet strikingly handsome in a suit...great lord.

fin
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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
yay kitteh!
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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
that is one tough kitty
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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That explains everything..
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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ThE_DaRk_MaRk wrote:
That explains everything..


thank you DM
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PostPosted: June 25, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ravvy wrote:
ThE_DaRk_MaRk wrote:
That explains everything..


thank you DM


No problem, please, keep spreading the truth!
These muggles must know about he who must not be named.
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PostPosted: June 26, 2008 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha!

makes sense.
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PostPosted: June 26, 2008 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ravvy . . . You are brilliant!
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PostPosted: June 26, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
of course! it all makes sense now!
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PostPosted: June 26, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
of course it does i speak the truth
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PostPosted: July 14, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You forgot something. After the kitten bit off his nose he called himself HE WHO MUST NOT BE ASHAMED of not having a nose. they flubbed the name.
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PostPosted: July 15, 2008 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
judelizowski wrote:
You forgot something. After the kitten bit off his nose he called himself HE WHO MUST NOT BE ASHAMED of not having a nose. they flubbed the name.


omg, i did leave that out!!

*gives noob a cookie*

good job!!

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PostPosted: July 15, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*noob gladly takes the cookie*


mmm chocolate chip....
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PostPosted: July 16, 2008 12:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Smelling victory: the story of Uncle Mortie Reply with quote
ravvy wrote:
After Hogwarts Tom decided he wanted to be the greatest evil wizrd ever. Freshly gradulated, cauldron under one arm and wand in the other, he made a trip to knockturn ally...

he spent the day hanging flyers for henchmen and kicking random kittys to make sure everyone knew how seriously baddass he was.

then one of them attacked back, biting off his nose and running off with it... from then on Tom couldn't smell victory. And he was sad. Driven mad by his lack of smell he slowly turned into the withered yet strikingly handsome in a suit...great lord.

fin


HAHA! That was great! Laughing
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PostPosted: July 16, 2008 12:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Smelling victory: the story of Uncle Mortie Reply with quote
Simply Just wrote:
ravvy wrote:
After Hogwarts Tom decided he wanted to be the greatest evil wizrd ever. Freshly gradulated, cauldron under one arm and wand in the other, he made a trip to knockturn ally...

he spent the day hanging flyers for henchmen and kicking random kittys to make sure everyone knew how seriously baddass he was.

then one of them attacked back, biting off his nose and running off with it... from then on Tom couldn't smell victory. And he was sad. Driven mad by his lack of smell he slowly turned into the withered yet strikingly handsome in a suit...great lord.

fin


HAHA! That was great! Laughing


thank you
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PostPosted: July 16, 2008 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
YAY RAVVY!!!!! you should write a full-fledged fan-fic about that!!
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