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Posts: 5351 · Posted: April 23, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

Captain Crunch Salazar Slytherin decided to go tour the tower of london.
Bianca ,mango,werewolf
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I love My Pretty Lady Bianca

Posts: 181 · Joined: Apr 24, 2008 Posts: 181

My best friend Biance ate a cursed mango and turned into a werewolf!

Chicken, mogul, liability

Posts: 524 · Joined: Jun 22, 2008 Location: Serbia Posts: 524

When the chicken fell over a mogul she lost all of her liability.

Voldemort, kill, lip.
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Posts: 2834 · Posted: June 23, 2008 8:30 am Post subject:

Voldemort's lip twitched in an evil smile as he raised his wand to kill Harry.

Mrs. Weasley, beetles, toffee
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 23, 2008 11:03 am Post subject:

Mrs Weasley loves the new sweet George sent her, "Toffee Beetles".
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Posts: 5351 · Posted: June 23, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject:

I love you always
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I love My Pretty Lady Bianca

Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 23, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject:

^ how random...

sorry i forgot to put some words...

Black, Brown, Alcohol
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Posts: 278 · Joined: Jun 23, 2008 Location: inalaaaa braah ! Posts: 278

the men in blaack wearing brown shoes, boughht alcohol Smile

curtain &
timber &
strawberries-and-creaam.

Very Happy

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claare ft. chloe Smile

Posts: 1422 · Posted: June 25, 2008 2:28 am Post subject:

i was eating strawberries-and-cream next to a timber curtain Razz

lol

love you clare

bubblegum, purple-blob-monster, bears
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Posts: 524 · Joined: Jun 22, 2008 Location: Serbia Posts: 524

As I ate the bubblegum, out of the purple-blob-monster erected multiple bears.

Carrots, hatred, idiots.
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 25, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject:

my hatred for idiots who eat carrots has greatly increased

erik, umbrella, lotion
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Posts: 17146 · Posted: June 25, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject:

Erik is a good boy scout, always prepared for any weather with an umbrella in one hand and sun tan lotion in the other.

kitten chocolate jeans
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Posts: 524 · Joined: Jun 22, 2008 Location: Serbia Posts: 524

The cat turned into a human with chocolate flavored jeans.

Insect, pure, backside.
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 25, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject:

this insect's backside is pure green

dog, uranus, tsunami
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While looking through his telescope in astronomy, Harry said a creature that looked like a dog surfing on a trunami on Uranus.

Percy, sexy, books
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 25, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject:

i caught percy hiding sexy magazines in his science book

(haha nice to know you also appreciate percy)

sense, sensibility, sensitivity
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Ron had sense enough to show sensitivity to Hermione when she cried over the book Sense and Sensibility.

Ravenclaw, Phineus Nigellus, muggle
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 25, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject:

Phineas Nigellus hated the ravenclaw muggle

cent, sent, ent
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Posts: 17146 · Posted: June 25, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject:

To help Treebeard's cause, his miserly cousin Willy sent the ent a single cent.

lopsided, urn, capibara
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Posts: 20162 · Posted: June 25, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject:

The capibara ran into the lopsided urn, knoking it over.

Ubridge, Hagrid, potions
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: June 25, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

umbridge overdosed on skele-gro potion so she became as large as hagrid

sells, shells, cells
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Posts: 20162 · Posted: June 25, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject:

She sells sea shells behind cells.

Phonograph, pizza, paparazzi
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Posts: 1422 · Posted: June 26, 2008 1:14 am Post subject:

a person holding a Phonograph was being chased by the paparazzi who were eating pizza

stick blink drink
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Posts: 524 · Joined: Jun 22, 2008 Location: Serbia Posts: 524

When he ate the stick he started to blink and drink.

Licker, lemonade, kiss.
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Posts: 1279 · Posted: June 27, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject:

We mixed shots of liquor, lemonade, and coffee, whoever puked first had to kiss the blast-ended skrewt

moaning myrtle, Grawp, hopscotch
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