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CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442
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PostPosted: April 25, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: which character would you most like to bitchslap?? Reply with quote
okies so i came up w/ this when i was asking my friend whats the difference between a normal slap and a bitchslap.
okiesss so WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO BITCHSLAP? and this is not including voldemort cause majority of us would wanna bitch slap him the most.
okies well fooo mee i'd have ta sayyyy THAT FRIGGEN HAG DOLORES UMBITCH. Very Happy she so pissed me off with her sickenly fake sweetness horrible pink clothes and EVERY FRIGGEN THING ABOUT HER.

sowabu?


**sorri if this is hard to read but i just came back from a sleepover and im listening to gabrielle cilmi!**
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Umbridge, for sure.
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
firstly, calm your language.

secondly i would slap draco, umbridge, marcus flint and lockhart
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
mmm so many on the list, every slytherin/death eater, save for slughorn i guess, umbridge, lockhart, fudge, scrimgeour, percy, etc, etc

there are evidently many ppl who suck on the series lol
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Umbridge or Voldemort!
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd like to give Draco shock therapy - a couple thousand volts to the brain every time he says "Just wait until my father hears about this."
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CRABBE!
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bianca St. Claire wrote:
I'd like to give Draco shock therapy - a couple thousand volts to the brain every time he says "Just wait until my father hears about this."


loool that would be funny Laughing
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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i would like to slap UMBRIDGE, MALFOY, PERCY, BELLATRIX LESTRANGE, MEROPE GAUNT, TOM RIDDLE SR., MORFIN GAUNT, MARVOLO GAUNT, SALAZAR SLYTHERIN, FUDGE, CRABBE AND GOYLE. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would like to slap Morfin Gaunt the most.
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 2:31 am    Post subject: Re: which character would you most like to bitchslap?? Reply with quote
CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442 wrote:
**sorri if this is hard to read but i just came back from a sleepover and im listening to gabrielle cilmi!**


oo as in that "nothing's sweet about me" song? i love that song!!

anyays back to the question...

i would love to slap umbrige of course. and then greyback!! hunting little kiddies is not cool!!!
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry Potter, Ron and his brothers.
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
^lol..

well.. for me it would be bella though she is sexy.. but still.. anyway..a and lucius.. and percy and fudge.. and RITA SKEETER the most...
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fred... lol
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
zengrenouille wrote:
I would like to slap Morfin Gaunt the most.


oh god ur so right, and marvolo too, for how they both treated merope, that was aweful Sad
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
bery26 wrote:
zengrenouille wrote:
I would like to slap Morfin Gaunt the most.


oh god ur so right, and marvolo too, for how they both treated merope, that was aweful Sad



I hadn't thought of Marvolo. The horrible way that those two treated Merope started a domino effect that effected the lives of too many people is a horrible way.
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
exactly, wouldnt they be happy to hear that? Rolling Eyes

but seriously, without even thinking about that, the way they treated merope was awful enough to earn them castration Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
bery26 wrote:
Bianca St. Claire wrote:
I'd like to give Draco shock therapy - a couple thousand volts to the brain every time he says "Just wait until my father hears about this."


loool that would be funny Laughing


I dont think that's funny.. My uncle was put through that way back when and he was never ever the same. I dont like when people joke around about it..

anyway I would love to slap.. Lucius Malfoy!
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
historyy wrote:
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'


We can join forces and bitch slap him together, on one condition; You wear that corset. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
historyy wrote:
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'


i cant help but agree a bit Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: April 27, 2008 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
bery26 wrote:
historyy wrote:
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'


i cant help but agree a bit Rolling Eyes


I like Dan's acting. Sometimes it doesn't go quite far enough, but the script doesn't, either. How can you take a scene one step father if the script lacks the means to do that.
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PostPosted: April 28, 2008 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
zengrenouille wrote:
bery26 wrote:
historyy wrote:
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'


i cant help but agree a bit Rolling Eyes


I like Dan's acting. Sometimes it doesn't go quite far enough, but the script doesn't, either. How can you take a scene one step father if the script lacks the means to do that.


i'd say he goes too far! the whole "he was their friend and he betrayed them!!" scene was impossible to watch for me. i was like aaahh cringe! he just can't do angry, he goes way over the top
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PostPosted: April 28, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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historyy wrote:
Harry, sort of, not the Harry I created in my head when I was reading the book, the idiot Dan radcliffe who plays him.

I proper can't stand his 'acting'


We can join forces and bitch slap him together, on one condition; You wear that corset. Twisted Evil


Wink and you bring the music, we can go all sexy misfits on his arse!
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