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halfbloodprincess
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brilliant.
burn hedwig and present to him her ashes.
break his firebolt.
replace his invisiblilty cloak with a silver muggle-made cloak
poop on all of his prized possessions
spit on his face
tell him snape and his dad used to be boyfriends
tell him that draco has a crush on him.
photoshop a naked picture of him with draco and post it in the great hall.
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Mr. Lovegood
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Step 1- Buy Kreacher and Dobby... somehow.
step 2- Tell them to jump on his head and follow him everywhere he goes
Step 3- Tell them to take everything he says literally, while jumping on his head.
Step 4- Watch and laugh.
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Pink Dott
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HRH2013
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Send Dobby after him and have Dobby scream "You must not harm Harry Potter" to anyone that comes within 5 feet of him. |
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Alastor Moody
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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or have uncle vermon always saying underage magic you cant use it outside school you will be kicked out potter
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HRH2013
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| or dudley making fun of him about cedric |
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Alastor Moody
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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or uncle vermon screeming every night
that bloody owl!!!!!!!!!!!
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HRH2013
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| Posted: June 18, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| or being ron and saying, "Why didn't you tell me how you put your name in the goblet?" everytime he saw him |
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halfbloodprincess
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| Posted: June 19, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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just be dolores umbridge
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Voldemorts_apprentice
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ask him loudly in front of a group of people if his plastic surgeon agreed to move his scar
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Alastor Moody
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| Posted: June 20, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: |
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get kreature and have hem follow harry every where saying
kreature wont kreature wont!!! KREATURE WONT WONT WONT!!!
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HRH2013
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| Posted: June 20, 2007 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| Voldemorts_apprentice wrote: |
| ask him loudly in front of a group of people if his plastic surgeon agreed to move his scar |
that is the funniest one so far |
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Voldemorts_apprentice
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thanx
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XxJennxX
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Aww, I want to hit someone with The Monster Book Of Monsters now lol.
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cleo
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| Voldemorts_apprentice wrote: |
| ask him loudly in front of a group of people if his plastic surgeon agreed to move his scar |
Oh! Yeah, I like this one. |
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Interficio
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This would be useful if he was real in any way.
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The Potions Master
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| XxJennxX wrote: |
| Aww, I want to hit someone with The Monster Book Of Monsters now lol. |
 Woah, why did you bring up this old topic, it's around half a year old.
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Mags
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| Posted: March 8, 2008 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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Ask him for his autograph.
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bery26
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| Posted: March 8, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Mags wrote: |
| Ask him for his autograph. |
lol good one, poor harry <3
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| Posted: March 8, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Ask Hermione to give him lecture whenever he breaks a rule. |
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Mags
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Tell Harry that you told Ron that him and hermionereally do have something going on
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x_Luna_Lovegood_x
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in the first post i really like the one where they say to draw a drak mark on his arm when hes sleeping...thats hilarious!
and by the way....i think you all are getting a bit carried away with this thread.
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sweettahsin
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tell snape to give him detention during every single quidditch matches.
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Simplicity_
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LMFAO these are so fking hilarious but so old.. and only 2 pages?
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zengrenouille
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| Posted: March 9, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| halfbloodprincess wrote: |
brilliant.
burn hedwig and present to him her ashes.
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lol . . . tell him you thought that she was a phoenix. She was looking sickly, and you thought that you would speed up that process.
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