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Alastor Moody
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Simple post what not to do with the owl or anything such as this.
Example: Do not use the owl as a toothpick
Do not play Nintendo wii with your owl
Do not lick the owl
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Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody, but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it.
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Melinda Julianne
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Do not grope the owl
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Wacky Macky
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Do not send the owl to buy you Mountain Dew
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Stuey
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Do not lick the owl
Do not rub the owl
Do not caress the owl
Do not touch the owl
Do not breath around the owl
Do not expect the owl to send you your post (life aint like that)
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Alastor Moody
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Do not plug in your owl during Christmas
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Melinda Julianne
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Do not try and breed with the owl
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Wacky Macky
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Do not expose the owl to scented candles
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bery26
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do not wax the owl
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Alastor Moody
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Do not play basketball with the owl, or use it as a ball.
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Melinda Julianne
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Do not let the owl get a room w/ a female owl
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Wacky Macky
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Do not let the owl go to Ohio or stay in crappy motels in Ohio
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Melinda Julianne
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Do not use any verbs in the presence of the owl
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Cedric Diggory
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Do not let the Owl have fun.
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Wacky Macky
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Do not conjugate proper sentences in the owl's presence
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Alastor Moody
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Do not gather the owl droppings and eat it next day, and ask Walmart to market this new cereal.
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Do not stand on the owl
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Do not paint the owl's toenails any color except coral
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Melinda Julianne
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Do Not Let Mck Near The Owl
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Alastor Moody
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Do not give the owl admin/mod powers.
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(I HATE YOU)
Do not let the owl go to Ohio with Mel.
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Alastor Moody
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Do not let the owl play drums
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Do not let the owl fall in love with hawt vampires
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Alastor Moody
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Do not allow the owl to kiss mck for that is my job 
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Wacky Macky
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Do not give the owl money in hopes it will buy a shorter rule book
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Alastor Moody
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Do not allow the owl to handle electronics
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