umm so these are fun ways to annoy snape
(please move this if it is in the wrong spot)
SNAPE
1. make up a theme song for snape and sing it when ever he enters a room
2. tell him that washing your hair isnt illegal in england
3. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'
4.Greet him as you would a life-long friend, punch him in the arm and call him 'Sevster, old pal'
5. Charm his bedsheets to entangle him in his sleep, ensuring he must wrestle them for a quarter-hour each morning just to get out of bed.
6.Tell him at great length about your newly brewed potion which you have called 'brown-gunk-in-a-bottle'.
7. Walk around carrying the end of his robes like a bridal gown
8. Let him catch you pretending your wand is a light-sabre. Ask him if he wants to be Obi-Wan or Han Solo. Offer to show him how to make the correct 'sabre-sounds'.
9.When he calls on you in class, look stunned, stutter and garble some nonsense - then fall out of your seat.
10.When he enters his classroom, scurry over and wipe down his seat before he has a chance to sit down.
11.Shout suddenly in the middle of class 'Ooh, sir, hold that pose!' and quickly begin sketching him.
12.Ponder aloud on the colour of his underwear.
13.Casually mention you're thinking of changing your name toSeverus.
14.Become an animagi. Be very cute. Try to get him to adopt you
15. When his food arrives at mealtime, jump out of your seat, dash up to the high table and insist on tasting the food before he has a bite. 'Just in case.
16.For the duration of each meal, jump out of your seat at random moments, dash up to the high table and ask if he wants anything on that, waving condiments madly.
17.Ask him to teach you how to tango.
18.. Ask him everyday if he'll show you 'that stopper-in-death trick, that sounded neat.
19.Refer to him as 'Lord and Master of all things Slimy'
20.Approach. Kneel. Propose. Run.
21. Paint a portrait of him. Use your imagination. Insist on hanging it in the Great Hall.
22.Grin insanely throughout each and every potions class.
23.Laugh enthusiastically at any mild joke or sarcasm that leaves his mouth. Laugh for about 10 minutes longer than necessary. Laugh until you cry.
24.Lie down in puddles and beg him to step on you rather than get his feet soggy
25.Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you 'got him good'.
these arent ment to insult anyone and i dont dislike snape or anything like that, they are just funny lists.
thanks to AMANDA for some of the ideas.[/list] _________________ I Love The Rev <3
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umm so these are fun ways to annoy snape
(please move this if it is in the wrong spot)
SNAPE PATROL - FAN CLUB RULES
[list]1. make up a theme song for snape and sing it when ever he enters a room
ANYTHING BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
2. tell him that washing your hair isnt illegal in england
IT ISN'T?? OH HELP!!
3. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'
YES PLEASE....
YES PLEASE....
4.Greet him as you would a life-long friend, punch him in the arm and call him 'Sevster, old pal'
HMMPF. THIS WOULD ANNOY ME TOO.
5. Charm his bedsheets to entangle him in his sleep, ensuring he must wrestle them for a quarter-hour each morning just to get out of bed.
BLISS. I'LL DO IT.
6.Tell him at great length about your newly brewed potion which you have called 'brown-gunk-in-a-bottle'.
AMERICAN BRAND?
7. Walk around carrying the end of his robes like a bridal gown
WE DO ALREADY
8. Let him catch you pretending your wand is a light-sabre. Ask him if he wants to be Obi-Wan or Han Solo. Offer to show him how to make the correct 'sabre-sounds'.
*COUGHS* YOU BEEN TALKING TO DARKMARK AGAIN??
9.When he calls on you in class, look stunned, stutter and garble some nonsense - then fall out of your seat.
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
10.When he enters his classroom, scurry over and wipe down his seat before he has a chance to sit down.
YOU SAW ME!!!
11.Shout suddenly in the middle of class 'Ooh, sir, hold that pose!' and quickly begin sketching him.
NICE ONE!
12.Ponder aloud on the colour of his underwear.
I'M BETTING THAT ITS PINK!
13.Casually mention you're thinking of changing your name toSeverus.
WHY, I'M ALREADY MRS SNAPE
14.Become an animagi. Be very cute. Try to get him to adopt you
I'M WORKING ON IT!!
15. When his food arrives at mealtime, jump out of your seat, dash up to the high table and insist on tasting the food before he has a bite. 'Just in case.
TRIED IT - BUT HE ATE MY TEA INSTEAD.
16.For the duration of each meal, jump out of your seat at random moments, dash up to the high table and ask if he wants anything on that, waving condiments madly.
OHH I WAS WAVING MY UNDERWEAR, IS THIS WHERE I WENT WRONG??
17.Ask him to teach you how to tango.
THATS A DRINK ISN'T IT?
I WONDER IF HE CAN TEACH ME TO DO THE COCA COLA?
18.. Ask him everyday if he'll show you 'that stopper-in-death trick, that sounded neat.
HE CAN ENTERTAIN ME ANYWAY HE WANTS!
19.Refer to him as 'Lord and Master of all things Slimy'
I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
20.Approach. Kneel. Propose. Run.
EVERYDAY. IT MY WORKOUT REGIME.
21. Paint a portrait of him. Use your imagination. Insist on hanging it in the Great Hall.
TESSA DID HIM IN PINK? DOES THAT COUNT?
22.Grin insanely throughout each and every potions class.
SO WHATS NEW THERE?
23.Laugh enthusiastically at any mild joke or sarcasm that leaves his mouth. Laugh for about 10 minutes longer than necessary. Laugh until you cry.
THATS NORMAL FOR SNAPE PATROL - WE LIVE FOR HIS SARCASM.
24.Lie down in puddles and beg him to step on you rather than get his feet soggy
DON'T WE ALL?
25.Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you 'got him good'.
ON THE OTHER HAND... SEE POINT 5.
ALL HAIL OUR *HERO*.
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umm so these are fun ways to annoy snape
(please move this if it is in the wrong spot)
SNAPE
1. make up a theme song for snape and sing it when ever he enters a room
2. tell him that washing your hair isnt illegal in england
3. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'
4.Greet him as you would a life-long friend, punch him in the arm and call him 'Sevster, old pal'
5. Charm his bedsheets to entangle him in his sleep, ensuring he must wrestle them for a quarter-hour each morning just to get out of bed.
6.Tell him at great length about your newly brewed potion which you have called 'brown-gunk-in-a-bottle'.
7. Walk around carrying the end of his robes like a bridal gown
8. Let him catch you pretending your wand is a light-sabre. Ask him if he wants to be Obi-Wan or Han Solo. Offer to show him how to make the correct 'sabre-sounds'.
9.When he calls on you in class, look stunned, stutter and garble some nonsense - then fall out of your seat.
10.When he enters his classroom, scurry over and wipe down his seat before he has a chance to sit down.
11.Shout suddenly in the middle of class 'Ooh, sir, hold that pose!' and quickly begin sketching him.
12.Ponder aloud on the colour of his underwear.
13.Casually mention you're thinking of changing your name toSeverus.
14.Become an animagi. Be very cute. Try to get him to adopt you
15. When his food arrives at mealtime, jump out of your seat, dash up to the high table and insist on tasting the food before he has a bite. 'Just in case.
16.For the duration of each meal, jump out of your seat at random moments, dash up to the high table and ask if he wants anything on that, waving condiments madly.
17.Ask him to teach you how to tango.
18.. Ask him everyday if he'll show you 'that stopper-in-death trick, that sounded neat.
19.Refer to him as 'Lord and Master of all things Slimy'
20.Approach. Kneel. Propose. Run.
21. Paint a portrait of him. Use your imagination. Insist on hanging it in the Great Hall.
22.Grin insanely throughout each and every potions class.
23.Laugh enthusiastically at any mild joke or sarcasm that leaves his mouth. Laugh for about 10 minutes longer than necessary. Laugh until you cry.
24.Lie down in puddles and beg him to step on you rather than get his feet soggy
25.Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you 'got him good'.
these arent ment to insult anyone and i dont dislike snape or anything like that, they are just funny lists.
thanks to AMANDA for some of the ideas.[/list]
hahahahaha.... absolutely hilarious lol especially number 8 _________________
1. make up a theme song for snape and sing it when ever he enters a room
2. tell him that washing your hair isnt illegal in england
3. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'
4.Greet him as you would a life-long friend, punch him in the arm and call him 'Sevster, old pal'
5. Charm his bedsheets to entangle him in his sleep, ensuring he must wrestle them for a quarter-hour each morning just to get out of bed.
6.Tell him at great length about your newly brewed potion which you have called 'brown-gunk-in-a-bottle'.
7. Walk around carrying the end of his robes like a bridal gown
8. Let him catch you pretending your wand is a light-sabre. Ask him if he wants to be Obi-Wan or Han Solo. Offer to show him how to make the correct 'sabre-sounds'.
9.When he calls on you in class, look stunned, stutter and garble some nonsense - then fall out of your seat.
10.When he enters his classroom, scurry over and wipe down his seat before he has a chance to sit down.
11.Shout suddenly in the middle of class 'Ooh, sir, hold that pose!' and quickly begin sketching him.
12.Ponder aloud on the colour of his underwear.
13.Casually mention you're thinking of changing your name toSeverus.
14.Become an animagi. Be very cute. Try to get him to adopt you
15. When his food arrives at mealtime, jump out of your seat, dash up to the high table and insist on tasting the food before he has a bite. 'Just in case.
16.For the duration of each meal, jump out of your seat at random moments, dash up to the high table and ask if he wants anything on that, waving condiments madly.
17.Ask him to teach you how to tango.
18.. Ask him everyday if he'll show you 'that stopper-in-death trick, that sounded neat.
19.Refer to him as 'Lord and Master of all things Slimy'
20.Approach. Kneel. Propose. Run.
21. Paint a portrait of him. Use your imagination. Insist on hanging it in the Great Hall.
22.Grin insanely throughout each and every potions class.
23.Laugh enthusiastically at any mild joke or sarcasm that leaves his mouth. Laugh for about 10 minutes longer than necessary. Laugh until you cry.
24.Lie down in puddles and beg him to step on you rather than get his feet soggy
25.Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you 'got him good'.
send him an anonymous package of porn magazines and wait till he opens it. then announce to everyone in the great hall "OMG! professor snape loves porn!"
stick a post it on his back "squeeze my butt"
display a grand size of this pic in the great hall:
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