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Posts: 436 · Posted: January 22, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject:

I know people who would so do that.
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 22, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject:

tsk tsk tsk
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 22, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject:

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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 22, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject:

hahahhahaha!!!! :Lol:
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject:

mushroom may not be used to store things
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Posts: 5548 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject:

lol

i've got a bunch of these.... my friend sent me a myspace message that had them on it.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject:

hahahahaah sorry you are a sheer genius Very Happy

I liked the commentary Very Happy

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Posts: 5548 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject:

thanks

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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject:

the comments made them twice as funny! hahahahahah!!!! lol!!!
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Posts: 1549 · Joined: Dec 11, 2007 Location: australia Posts: 1549

hahahaha v funny!
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject:

i know... theyre so sarcastic! ahahha!
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Posts: 1549 · Joined: Dec 11, 2007 Location: australia Posts: 1549

my fave:

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
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Posts: 3497 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject:

lmao! espescially the delta one!

on my hair straightner: this product can burn eyes(really? its only 400 degrees!
also on my hair straightner: not for household use(then where do you use it??)
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 22, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject:

i like the tiramisu and the sleeping pills
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 23, 2008 5:34 pm Post subject:

lols.
Warning I swear on my socks Do not use as ovenmitts.
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Posts: 3497 · Posted: January 23, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

^ hahaha

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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 23, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject:

Warning on my scanner do not use as bench
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Posts: 3497 · Posted: January 23, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject:

again

^ hahaha
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 23, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject:

seriously ive never seen a wacky label yet... well actually i dont look...
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: January 24, 2008 11:35 am Post subject:

hahaha

Here's some no offense if you are from Taiwan.
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire. Duh

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head. How many heads do they think we have?

A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.
But why not I want to use it to carry my stuff?

Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.

A handheld massager warns consumers:
Don't use while sleeping or unconscious. Why not? I want to use it when I'm sleeping so I feel better in the morning.

Warning on a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp. No duh

A TV remote controller warns:
Not dishwasher safe. Darn it how am I now supposed to get Rolf's saliva off?
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: January 24, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

^

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Posts: 5349 · Posted: February 1, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

Warning on box of ice cream warning product may melt under pressure.
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