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Teenage Vampiress


Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Location: Hagerstown, MD, USA
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Posted: January 22, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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I know people who would so do that. _________________ Watch out! Insane Death Eater in training here!
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halfbloodprincess


Joined: Apr 4, 2007
Location: Forever with Erik
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Posted: January 22, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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tsk tsk tsk _________________
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
Location: Forever loving Bianca
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Posted: January 22, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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brown hair dye creates artficial intelligence  _________________
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halfbloodprincess


Joined: Apr 4, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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hahahhahaha!!!! :Lol: _________________
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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mushroom may not be used to store things _________________
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Bella Black


Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Location: Sweeney Todd's Barber's Chair
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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lol
i've got a bunch of these.... my friend sent me a myspace message that had them on it.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) _________________ Bery Kayla Shay Ash
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaah sorry you are a sheer genius
I liked the commentary  _________________
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Bella Black


Joined: Jan 19, 2008
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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thanks  _________________ Bery Kayla Shay Ash
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halfbloodprincess


Joined: Apr 4, 2007
Location: Forever with Erik
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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the comments made them twice as funny! hahahahahah!!!! lol!!! _________________
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loony luna lovegood


Joined: Dec 11, 2007
Location: australia
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha v funny! _________________
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halfbloodprincess


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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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i know... theyre so sarcastic! ahahha! _________________
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loony luna lovegood


Joined: Dec 11, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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my fave:
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) _________________
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iluvmalfoy


Joined: Dec 30, 2007
Location: in the garden of good and evil at midnight
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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lmao! espescially the delta one!
on my hair straightner: this product can burn eyes(really? its only 400 degrees!
also on my hair straightner: not for household use(then where do you use it??) _________________ Chocolate lollies, cherry lollies, pink lollies, red hot red hot red hot hot!!! |
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halfbloodprincess


Joined: Apr 4, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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i like the tiramisu and the sleeping pills _________________
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loony luna lovegood


Joined: Dec 11, 2007
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Posted: January 22, 2008 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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lmao! espescially the delta one!
on my hair straightner: this product can burn eyes(really? its only 400 degrees!
also on my hair straightner: not for household use(then where do you use it??) |
hahahaha!
how dumb do they think we are?
yeh they are all funny! _________________
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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Posted: January 23, 2008 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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lols.
Warning I swear on my socks Do not use as ovenmitts. _________________
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iluvmalfoy


Joined: Dec 30, 2007
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Posted: January 23, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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^ hahaha  _________________ Chocolate lollies, cherry lollies, pink lollies, red hot red hot red hot hot!!! |
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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Posted: January 23, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Warning on my scanner do not use as bench _________________
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iluvmalfoy


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Posted: January 23, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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again
^ hahaha _________________ Chocolate lollies, cherry lollies, pink lollies, red hot red hot red hot hot!!! |
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halfbloodprincess


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Posted: January 23, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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seriously ive never seen a wacky label yet... well actually i dont look... _________________
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Professor Lupin


Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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Posted: January 24, 2008 11:35 am Post subject: |
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hahaha
Here's some no offense if you are from Taiwan.
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire. Duh
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head. How many heads do they think we have?
A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.
But why not I want to use it to carry my stuff?
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.
A handheld massager warns consumers:
Don't use while sleeping or unconscious. Why not? I want to use it when I'm sleeping so I feel better in the morning.
Warning on a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp. No duh
A TV remote controller warns:
Not dishwasher safe. Darn it how am I now supposed to get Rolf's saliva off? _________________
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halfbloodprincess


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Posted: January 24, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Professor Lupin


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Posted: February 1, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Warning on box of ice cream warning product may melt under pressure. _________________
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