* Point out that every one of her predictions for Harry's death didn't come true
* Remind her that buckbeak did indeed fly away
. Tell her you see 'psychedelic colours, man.'
Stare her down. Don't look away. If she asks what you are doing, smirk and turn to anyone in your class and say 'I told you so.'
If you're a girl, ask her who she has a crush on. If she actually SAYS anything, exclaim, "Ohm god, me too! But I saw him first, he MINE. Then march out, nose high. Crash into something if possible.
. Dye your hair a shocking colour. If she comments or asks about it, reply, "You made me do it!" Or, "You brought this on yourself."
Mimic everything she does. If she takes it as a compliment, shrug and say, "I do what they tell me." Same if she takes it as an insult.
Ask why she wants to kill you.
Make up a name for yourself, especially if she already knows your real one. If you ever get an answer wrong, bang your head on the side of your table and exclaim loudly, "Bad {name you made up for yourself}! BAD!" Even better, make it a name of an annoying classmate.
Glare at her all through class and never say a word. After class, come up to her and yell (or say very quietly) "your species has yet to catch on!"
.Ask for decor tips.
. Say her 'Twenties look is very in.' If she looks at you weird, or asks how you would know what the twenties look is, give her the eye and say, "Trust me. I would know.'
. Manage to tie what you had for breakfast into everything you say.
. Tell her that her mother needs to have a word with her about lying to young people.
. Ask her what SHE knows, anyway. .
. In the middle of her sentences, say "Maybe if...." then break off and stare vacantly at your hand.
Tell her that you've written a Fanfic piece on how to annoy her. Raise your eyebrows and hurry off.
Tell her you've read a Fanfic piece on how to annoy her. Cackle evilly.
. Never, EVER, tell her what Fanfic is.
Draw a lightning bolt scar on your forehead. Make it as fake looking as possible. Ask if you get to die now, too.
. Mention how Umbridge's class is 'SOOO' much more interesting.
36. Stare at her with your eyes wide. As soon as she makes one seemingly-incoherent remark, glare at her and snarl, "Some things are gonna change now, Trelawney!"
Every time she makes a statement, ask her why.
Appear with red contacts one day.
Raise your hand in the middle of an important lecture. Ask her how much the devil would have to give her before she sold her soul.
Compare her to 'the folks back home.' Decide that you like them better.
. Ask her if she can see/hear that.( DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!!? T: what?
ME: o never mind you just missed it)
. Make airplane noises. Appear utterly entranced by your finger (the airplane.)
. Practice your expressions on her like she was a mirror.
. Ask her what she would do if she won a beauty pageant.
. After you get in trouble for all this, and are sitting in Dumbledore's office with the two of them staring down on you, say, "I could never do that to you, Professor! Why do you hate me? *Burst into tears and run from the room crying uncontrollably*
Repeat the last word of everything she says. (E.g. Her: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today...")
. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
during class, announce when you predict she will die
ask her every lesson if she thinks that you have the "inner eye"
predict what you are going to eat for lunch after class
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