My favourite is when Harry's been sent to see Professor McGonagall
"Is it true you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes," said Harry.
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, "Have a biscuit, Potter."
"Dumbledore says he doesn`t care what they do as long as they don`t take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards." -Bill
"Keep muttering and I WILL be a murderer!" -Sirius to Kreacher
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher, there was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head." -Harry
"I expect I`ll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother`s old bloomers or something. Of course he might have crawled into the airing cup and died... but I mustn`t get my hopes up." -Sirius on Kreacher
"Will you stop acting like a maniac so I can get you out of here." -Ron to Harry
"Now kindly remove yourself from this Hall. You`re embarrasing us." -Umbridge to Trelawney
"You know, Minister, I diagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he`s got style..." -Kingsley
"By all means continue destroying my possesions. I daresay I have too many." -Dumbledore
'False hope?' Repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. 'He has acheived high marks in all his Defence against the Dark Arts tests-'
'I'm terribly sorry to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been acheiving very poor results in his classes with me-'
'I should have made my meaning plainer,' said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. 'He had acheived high marks in all his Defence Against the Dark Arts set by a competant teacher.'
and...
'I was jst wondering whether Mr.Potter has quite the tempermant of an Auror?' said Professor Umbridege sweetly.
'Were you?' Said Professor McGonagall haughtily, 'Well, Potter,' she continued, as if there had been no interruptoon.
My favourite is when Harry's been sent to see Professor McGonagall
"Is it true you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes," said Harry.
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, "Have a biscuit, Potter."
haha.. this is so funny..
umbridge ask potter have a biscuit.. lol..