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PostPosted: December 14, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Monkey crackdown Reply with quote

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/12/14/india.monkeys/index.html

NEW DELHI, India (CNN) -- Monkey handler Ramal Lala strolls along New Delhi's streets, a leash on his monkey named Mungle. The local government has hired the two to chase down thousands of smaller monkeys known to roam this mega-city of 13 million people, hopping on just about anything, breaking into houses and occasionally biting spectators.

On this day, Lala bangs a large stick, yells at the monkeys and lets his partner off his leash. Mungle, a Langor monkey, jumps into the trees and hisses at his smaller monkey kin. Every once and a while, Lala whips out a slingshot and fires at the little menaces.

"They steal clothes, snatch food from inside the houses. They raid the houses in large numbers," he says. "Sometimes, the brave ones even bite."

Lala and Mungle are essentially the monkey police of New Delhi. The government wants men such as Lala to round up the wild monkeys and move them to the Bhati reserve on the edge of India's capital city. Video Watch "monkeys gone wild" »

Authorities have tried to prevent the animals from freely roaming the city for decades. But they've met resistance. The monkeys -- known as "hanuman" -- are revered in India and not everyone wants to see them go.

The latest roundup began after the city's deputy mayor fell and died. His son said he was fending off monkeys at the time -- although speculation in the streets doubts whether that was the case.

The New Delhi government says it has rounded up 600 monkeys in recent months and moved them to the reserve. Some estimates put the number of monkeys roaming the city as high as 10,000.

The whole thing has scientists such as Iqbal Maliq, the leading expert on primates in India, furious. She says she believes the roundup is a joke.

"It's a stupid plan," she says. "It is a ridiculous plan that is making the entire country look ridiculous in the eyes of the scientists of the world."

She questions putting the Langor monkey on a leash to intimidate the smaller ones. And the idea of brandishing a slingshot against a monkey is just too much to bear. "Stupid," she says.

Half-joking, she adds, "I say give the monkeys the power."

It's a controversy that's not about to go away. Monkeys can be seen throughout the city. They run across the top of the Indian Parliament, swarm across streets, slide down telephone poles and sit on the side of the road staring at bystanders. Sometimes they heckle tourists, snatching lunch as people look away.

The city is filled with tales of people having to beat off a crazed monkey with a broom on their porch.
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At the reserve where the monkeys are taken, a green fence separates them from the city. They climb the fence and walk along it, keeping a keen eye on everything.

When they get bored, they just hop over and head back into the city, back home.
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PostPosted: December 15, 2007 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, those crazy monkeys.
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PostPosted: December 15, 2007 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GinnyX wrote:
Oh, those crazy monkeys.


you should be careful what you say about monkeys remember they can start lawsuits.

very sensitive beings these monkeys.
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PostPosted: December 15, 2007 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GinnyX wrote:

very sensitive beings these monkeys.


Are they really?

*huggles her smexydoll*
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PostPosted: December 16, 2007 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ravvy wrote:
GinnyX wrote:

very sensitive beings these monkeys.


Are they really?

*huggles her smexydoll*


yea remember that lawsuit a few months back when the man sued on behalf of the monkeys of the, what was it called... wisconsin jungle emporium?

i wonder how that suit is going... we should ask FM or dar
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PostPosted: December 17, 2007 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GinnyX wrote:
ravvy wrote:
GinnyX wrote:

very sensitive beings these monkeys.


Are they really?

*huggles her smexydoll*


yea remember that lawsuit a few months back when the man sued on behalf of the monkeys of the, what was it called... wisconsin jungle emporium?

i wonder how that suit is going... we should ask FM or dar


We'll find out on April 1st, when the case goes to court.
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PostPosted: December 17, 2007 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

definitely
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PostPosted: December 17, 2007 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ravvy wrote:
definitely


I wonder if we should stand outside the courthouse with protest signs...
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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

think it would help? i am sure eric or matt can photoshop some wicked graphics of freeing jailed monkey people.
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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, whether or not it'll work, at least we'll have the best looking signs there.
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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeys of the world UNITE!
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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarMonkey wrote:
Monkeys of the world UNITE!


lol, if there were monkey's here that would be your army
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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarMonkey wrote:
Monkeys of the world UNITE!


i love this man.

he has a great sense of humor!!
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