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did you like this quote?
yes, it was so funny
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yes, but it was nasty
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no, it was horrid
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: April 13, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Quote Reply with quote

what is your fave quote from this book??

mine is ...

'You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team?'

'It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money – you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.'~ Draco Malfoy

really wanna hear yours Laughing
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PostPosted: April 14, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mr. Potter, our...new...celebrity."

Love that line.
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PostPosted: April 24, 2007 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is actually not from the book, I like:"It's Leviosa not Leviosar, she's a nightmare honestly, I wonder she hadn't got any friends"
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PostPosted: July 3, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I love that line, it made me laugh, but was nasty all the same.

Hmm..
I really liked this part:

Hermione: Didn't you see what it [Fluffy] was standing on?
Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads, or perhaps you didn't notice, there were 3!
Hermione:It was standing on a trapdoor, which means it wasn't there by accident.. It's guarding something!
Ron: Guarding something?
Hermione: Yes, that's right! Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either one of you come up with another idea to get us killed, or worse expelled!
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Haha, I found that entire scene in the book and in the film so funny.
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PostPosted: July 3, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Quote Reply with quote

shewhoshouldnotbenamed wrote:
'You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team?'

'It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money – you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.'~ Draco Malfoy


i liked this one a lot too haha....although it's harsh i found it funny
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PostPosted: July 3, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bit where Hagrid starts saying that Norbert 'knows his mummy'...

In fact, most of the bits with Hagrid in are hilarious
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PostPosted: July 3, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jaden wrote:
"Mr. Potter, our...new...celebrity."

Love that line.


i love that line too!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: July 4, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: Quote Reply with quote

shewhoshouldnotbenamed wrote:

'You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team?'

'It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money – you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.'~ Draco Malfoy


Haha thats a great quote Laughing
I cant think of any others I like right now but there is some more lol
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PostPosted: July 10, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think they are all funny
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PostPosted: July 10, 2007 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my fav is in the extender PoA if its ok to post it its

ron s waking up in the middle of the night "the spiders want me to tapdance! i dont wanna tapdance!

Harry: you tell those spiders ron
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PostPosted: July 12, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
One of my favorites from that book.
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PostPosted: July 15, 2007 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sirius_Black1030 wrote:
my fav is in the extender PoA if its ok to post it its

ron s waking up in the middle of the night "the spiders want me to tapdance! i dont wanna tapdance!

Harry: you tell those spiders ron


yea that one was funny
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PostPosted: July 15, 2007 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Quote Reply with quote

shewhoshouldnotbenamed wrote:
what is your fave quote from this book??

mine is ...

'You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team?'

'It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money – you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.'~ Draco Malfoy

really wanna hear yours Laughing



hilarious Exclamation ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
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PostPosted: July 15, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is my favorite quote(s) from the book (it's not completely copied from the book, but its basically the same idea).

(devil snare part)
hermione: umm.. it's something like, sun.. uhh..
ron: well then, light a fire!
hermione: yes, yes.. but i haven't any wood!
ron: blimey, are you a witch or not?!
hermione: oh, right!

later..
harry: at least hermione pays attention in herbology.
ron: yeah, but at least you don't go mad. "i haven't any wood".. honestly!
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PostPosted: August 4, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ilovedan38 wrote:
this is my favorite quote(s) from the book (it's not completely copied from the book, but its basically the same idea).

(devil snare part)
hermione: umm.. it's something like, sun.. uhh..
ron: well then, light a fire!
hermione: yes, yes.. but i haven't any wood!
ron: blimey, are you a witch or not?!
hermione: oh, right!

later..
harry: at least hermione pays attention in herbology.
ron: yeah, but at least you don't go mad. "i haven't any wood".. honestly!


o i love these lines!!!
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PostPosted: August 5, 2007 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Firebolt wrote:
The bit where Hagrid starts saying that Norbert 'knows his mummy'...

In fact, most of the bits with Hagrid in are hilarious


I agree
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PostPosted: August 6, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ilovedan38 wrote:
this is my favorite quote(s) from the book (it's not completely copied from the book, but its basically the same idea).

(devil snare part)
hermione: umm.. it's something like, sun.. uhh..
ron: well then, light a fire!
hermione: yes, yes.. but i haven't any wood!
ron: blimey, are you a witch or not?!
hermione: oh, right!

later..
harry: at least hermione pays attention in herbology.
ron: yeah, but at least you don't go mad. "i haven't any wood".. honestly!


that's a great line
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PostPosted: August 7, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the line where Harry is looking at the Chocolate Frog card and Dumbledore walks off. "He's gone!" Harry says, and then Ron looks at him and says "Well sure! You don't expect him to hang around all day, do you?"
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PostPosted: August 8, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hermione: Hagrid, You live in a WOODEN house!!!

I mean comeon he's got a bloody dragon in his house for crying outloud.

It's just crazy. and Hilarious.
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PostPosted: August 12, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think the best is

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PostPosted: August 22, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sirius_Black1030 wrote:
my fav is in the extender PoA if its ok to post it its

ron s waking up in the middle of the night "the spiders want me to tapdance! i dont wanna tapdance!

Harry: you tell those spiders ron


That is my favorite line also.
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PostPosted: August 22, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ilovedan38 wrote:
this is my favorite quote(s) from the book (it's not completely copied from the book, but its basically the same idea).

(devil snare part)
hermione: umm.. it's something like, sun.. uhh..
ron: well then, light a fire!
hermione: yes, yes.. but i haven't any wood!
ron: blimey, are you a witch or not?!
hermione: oh, right!

later..
harry: at least hermione pays attention in herbology.
ron: yeah, but at least you don't go mad. "i haven't any wood".. honestly!


that is a funny one, and whats funnier is in DH hermione says the same thing basically to ron.
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PostPosted: August 26, 2007 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ hahaha Smile
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PostPosted: August 26, 2007 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="ndb489"]
ilovedan38 wrote:

that is a funny one, and whats funnier is in DH hermione says the same thing basically to ron.


I loved how the tables turned!
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