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icesk8erqueen8
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 Posted: March 26, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: how to annoy voldemort |
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fun ways to annoy voldie!
A.K.A. ways to considerably shorten your lifespan
1. at death eater meetings, announce to all of the death eaters, that you taught him everything he knows.
2. ask him why he dosent have such a cool scar
3. call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
5. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
7. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
8. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
9.Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
10. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
11. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
12. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
13. sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room
14. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
15. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
16. if he is about to do anything particually mean or evil, say " TOM! what WOULD your mother say!"
17. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
18. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
once again, these arent designed to offend anyone, and i dont hate voldemort ( hes a pretty cool dude) they are just fun ways to annoy him.
so uhhhh come up with some of your own or tell me what you think!
ps. more to come
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sallyann22
Joined: Feb 22, 2007
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| Posted: March 26, 2007 10:32 am Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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| icesk8erqueen8 wrote: |
fun ways to annoy voldie!
A.K.A. ways to considerably shorten your lifespan
1. at death eater meetings, announce to all of the death eaters, that you taught him everything he knows.
I DID TOO!! 
2. ask him why he dosent have such a cool scar
HAS HE CONSIDERED BOTOX?
3. call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
BUT CHARGED HIM RENT...
4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
WHAT A DAZZLING SMILE? AND NO TEETH...
5. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
I USE THAT BRAND... DON'T KNOCK IT.
7. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
SNAP ANYONE?
8. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
*COUGHS* DEFINE GOOD BEHAVIOUR.
9.Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
BRITISH OR AMERICAN SPELLINGS? WE NEED TO SORT OUT THE MEANING OF RUBBERS - IT MEANS ERASERS!!
10. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
AN ENERGY EFFICIENT LIGHT BULB OF COURSE. HOW ABOUT A WIND TURBINE TOO - IDEAL FOR THOSE INFLIGHT MOMENTS.
11. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
TRIUMPH MAKE GOOD BRAS, WHY DOES VOLDEMORT NEED ONE?
12. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
OOH OUCH.
13. sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room
NICE TOUCH!
14. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
ME!!
15. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
WHAT IS THIS - POP IDOL??
16. if he is about to do anything particually mean or evil, say " TOM! what WOULD your mother say!"
MORE LIKE, TOM - YOUR MOTHER WILL KILL YOU!
17. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
FILCH FOR AUROR!!
18. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
NO THANKS. THE BOREDOM WOULD KILL ME!
once again, these arent designed to offend anyone, and i dont hate voldemort ( hes a pretty cool dude) they are just fun ways to annoy him.
so uhhhh come up with some of your own or tell me what you think!
ps. more to come |
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Remus
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| Posted: March 28, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room |
Oh, shit. And I thought he was delighted of such a pretty song. Do you think he will try to kill me?
This isn't fair, my sir...It was Greyback' fault... I swear that... |
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The Potions Master
Joined: Feb 17, 2007
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| Posted: March 30, 2007 7:12 am Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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| icesk8erqueen8 wrote: |
fun ways to annoy voldie!
A.K.A. ways to considerably shorten your lifespan
1. at death eater meetings, announce to all of the death eaters, that you taught him everything he knows.
2. ask him why he dosent have such a cool scar
3. call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
5. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
7. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
8. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
9.Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
10. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
11. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
12. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
13. sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room
14. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
15. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
16. if he is about to do anything particually mean or evil, say " TOM! what WOULD your mother say!"
17. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
18. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
once again, these arent designed to offend anyone, and i dont hate voldemort ( hes a pretty cool dude) they are just fun ways to annoy him.
so uhhhh come up with some of your own or tell me what you think!
ps. more to come |
lol number 1 is the best
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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| Posted: April 4, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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i should kill u now my Lord wouldnt even bother with u   Blood tratiors
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Remus
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| Posted: April 4, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey, that goes for me too? I should fight you...IF you weren't a Slytherin... |
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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| Posted: April 4, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Nah ur cool  syltherins should stick 2getha
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katiechen
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* Sits on top of billie waiting for her to tall me whats going on*
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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| Posted: April 7, 2007 5:54 am Post subject: |
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| * Sits on top of billie waiting for her to tall me whats going on* |
its roleplay just some friendly arguments lol
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Remus
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yeah, DON'T worry for us...Gryloser...  |
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katiechen
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oh... are we going to be feisty now? You want to fight slytherin? Lets go.. * puts billie in front of me * lol
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draco_malfoy_hp
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| Posted: April 7, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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just say that he is stupid lol
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katiechen
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* pulls out wand*
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halfbloodprincess
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| Posted: May 10, 2007 11:13 am Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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| icesk8erqueen8 wrote: |
fun ways to annoy voldie!
A.K.A. ways to considerably shorten your lifespan
1. at death eater meetings, announce to all of the death eaters, that you taught him everything he knows.
2. ask him why he dosent have such a cool scar
3. call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live
4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
5. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
7. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
8. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
9.Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
10. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
11. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
12. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
13. sing the sexy back song when ever he enters a room
14. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
15. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
16. if he is about to do anything particually mean or evil, say " TOM! what WOULD your mother say!"
17. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
18. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
once again, these arent designed to offend anyone, and i dont hate voldemort ( hes a pretty cool dude) they are just fun ways to annoy him.
so uhhhh come up with some of your own or tell me what you think!
ps. more to come |
i love these... especially asking him why he doesnt have a cool scar on his forehead. Offer to make one for him. hehe
haha, if youv'e met him as babymort, you could cuddle him to sleep and sing him lullabies and offer to breastfeed him or whatever.
squeeze his buttocks? then say, U-No-Poo!
the very moment he intends to kill harry potter, give him one of fred and george's rubber chicken wands. so that when he says, "avada kedavra!" instead of green light, a rubber chicken comes out.
burn on the death eaters's foreheads a lightning-shaped scar, and do a Protean Charm on it so that when you touch it, you can summon all of them. when voldie finds out, tell him that a scar is much cooler and more in-vogue than his stupid dark mark.
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Voldemort
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Annoying me isn't a wise decision at all.
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halfbloodprincess
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we know it isnt, but yeah, its fun. if we wanna commit suicide or what, this would be a fun way to die.
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Morsmordre
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Annoying Harry Potter is cool. Trying to annoy the Dark Lord is suicidal and an immediate death wish. Even thinking about doing it will cause me to appear at your very dwelling. 
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draco_malfoy_hp
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| Posted: May 16, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: Re: how to annoy voldemort |
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just kick him
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halfbloodprincess
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taht is what you suggested with harry. anyone would be annoyed if he were kicked.
- decorate his robes with pink fluff (ala dolores umbridge)
- paint his toenails pink with glitters
- change the darkmark into a butterfly tattoo
- give him a cuddly teddy bear for his birthday
- better yet, give him the stuffed toy with a push button in the stomach area so that it squawks every time the belly is pushed
- squeeze his nipples (gosh im getting uncreative)
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spiderfollower317
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| Posted: May 20, 2007 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| omg, these are hilarious! but i agree that you shouldnt expect to live 20 more seconds. |
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icesk8erqueen8
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| Posted: May 20, 2007 11:27 am Post subject: |
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20!!!! ha ha i win!! anaway thats ok im not dead yet.....
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halfbloodprincess
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im still alive... hehe...
thats coz we didnt actually do them yet
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icesk8erqueen8
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| Posted: May 21, 2007 7:31 am Post subject: |
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right!
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halfbloodprincess
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