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Posts: 227 · Joined: Mar 25, 2007 Location: hogwarts! Posts: 227

1. Ask him to tell Cedric you said hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right next to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So... first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure you tell him you got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

17. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.

18. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"

19. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him you made it yourself.

10. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?

11. Everytime you see him, say "Do you like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.

12. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.

13. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if you can do it again on his Firebolt.

14. If he asks you a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of music and then ask if he likes to sing.

15. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.

16. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in love with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.

17. Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.

18. If he does or says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get you the help that you so desperately need."

19. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.

20. Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says you have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"

21. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, you want his broomstick.

22. go up to him waving your sock and say " hey harry i found a horcrux! , oh wait, thats my sock!" repeat daily

23. draw a dark mark on his arm while he is sleeping

24. whack him with the monster book of monsters during akward silences

not designed to offend, just fun ways to annoy harry ( as i already said i dont hate harry)
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Posts: 3348 · Posted: March 30, 2007 7:39 am Post subject:

lol

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Posts: 253 · Posted: March 31, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

lol that was funny
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 10, 2007 11:20 am Post subject:

tell him that when romilda vane asked you if he had a tattoo of a hippogriff, you told her that he has a lightning shaped tattoo on his forehead.

tell him you caught ginny kissing malfoy

taunt him about his remedial potions with snape. or better yet, ask him loudly in front of the entire DA how his remedial potions with snape went.

ask him if he has a crush on ron weasley, and that is why he was his hostage in the second triwizard task.
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Posts: 25966 · Posted: May 10, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

Chosen Nutcase Who Lived!?!? Laughing

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Posts: 7123 · Joined: Apr 1, 2007 Location: England Posts: 7123

push him through the gryffindor common room curtains, and when he reamerges ask him how sirius is Very Happy

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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 10, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

ask him how the hell does he think he's gonna defeat voldemort if he's all skin and bones?

or better yet, ask him how he intends to fight voldie when he cant even master occlumency and nonverbal spells?
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Posts: 7123 · Joined: Apr 1, 2007 Location: England Posts: 7123

buy him a pet dog... called snezzes Wink

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and so, The Fellowship of the Phoenix set off on their journey into the heart of Voldemordor
to destroy the One Horcrux ...

'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' - Dumbledore the White
'my precious' - Kreacher

Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 10, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

buy a monkey, call it snuffles, and within earshot of harry, tell the monkey that its name suits him because it reminds you of someone.
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Posts: 1704 · Joined: Feb 24, 2007 Location: @ my computer Posts: 1704

i know a good way kick him!!!!
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 11, 2007 1:13 am Post subject:

brilliant! we never thought about that! (rolls eyes)
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 11, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject:

keep taking his picture and tell him that the harry potter fan club wants it.

tell him to pose with gilderoy lockhart in the picture

keep muttering to your friend while looking at him, point at him, and laugh

levicorpus him in front of the whole school

shave his eyebrows while he is asleep

put makeup on him while he is asleep

burn his firebolt and eat the ashes
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Posts: 1704 · Joined: Feb 24, 2007 Location: @ my computer Posts: 1704

u r all harry haters!!!!!!!!!!!!11..........lol
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 12, 2007 12:50 am Post subject:

no we are not harry haters. we just want to annoy him. we are part of the council of peeves.
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Posts: 18 · Posted: May 15, 2007 5:00 am Post subject:

Grab the fake locket horcrux and take out the note inside while saying "I know something you don't know" in a singsong voice.
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 15, 2007 9:16 am Post subject:

that sucks. Laughing

you might want to add that you know where the horcruxes are but voldemort made the unbreakable vow with you that you wouldnt tell.
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 15, 2007 8:21 pm Post subject:

o, okay... why?
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Posts: 18 · Posted: May 16, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject:

* Keep poking him on his scar and taunt him while doing it. "Does this hurt? How about this?"

* Short-sheet his bed.

* When he opens a book in class, wait until he finds the correct page...then point your wand at it and close it from across the room. Repeat.
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just kick him
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Posts: 227 · Joined: Mar 25, 2007 Location: hogwarts! Posts: 227

ha ha we should make a club or something!!! COPS council of peeves
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Posts: 28298 · Posted: May 18, 2007 4:54 am Post subject:

yeah he got a bit annoying with that. i mean, his first outburst was fine. okay. but afterwards, like with seamus and all, he shouldnt have done that.

how to annoy harry:

1. tell him he doesnt look like james but like severus snape

2. steal his invisibility cloak

3. jinx his marauders map so that next time he says, i solemnly swear that i am up to no good, something stupid comes out, like Mrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs suggest that you wipe your stinky ass.
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