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Gred_and_Forge
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PostPosted: March 19, 2007 9:47 am    Post subject: Snape vs. Harry Reply with quote
Ok so this is a HP game, I don't see any on this forum so I am going to start one. This is purely for entertainment.

This is a verbal insult battle between Snape and Harry.

I'll start:
Harry: Snape, your hair is so greasy I should go get a muggle to drive his car through it for a good waxing!

[the next person should post with a Harry: and write their response. Hopefully this will catch on and keep going!
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sallyann22
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PostPosted: March 19, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: Harry, as if any of YOUR friends could afford a cardboard box, let alone a car!
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Tessa
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PostPosted: March 19, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: Snape, you mean Voldemort pays you enough for each person you kill to buy a car?! Confused
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Gred_and_Forge
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PostPosted: March 19, 2007 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: Who would want a piece of muggle junk anyway? Oh, wait, Arthur Weasley...the muggle lover.
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K-Dog 19
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PostPosted: March 19, 2007 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry:

Hey! I will have you know he gets paid to fiddle with muggle things.
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sallyann22
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PostPosted: March 20, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: YOUR mum - she married your dad ! Very Happy Very Happy
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Gred_and_Forge
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PostPosted: March 20, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: ...and your dad was so arrogant his head wouldn't fit in his hat.
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The Potions Master
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PostPosted: March 24, 2007 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: well the same goes for you
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Tessa
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PostPosted: March 25, 2007 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: "Well, my avada kedavra is (probably Razz) stronger than yours... so did you say something?"
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Remus
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PostPosted: March 27, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: I didn't know that was such a sensitive point...You must need a hug since you were born, am I right?
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Arwen
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PostPosted: March 28, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: Clearly living with the Dursley's affected your brain.
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Remus
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PostPosted: March 28, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry:How brilliant. Can you think about something better? I bet you can't. Twisted Evil
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Gred_and_Forge
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PostPosted: March 28, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: But, the Dursleys must have been much better than that hovel the Weasleys live in. I believe you've stayed there? So that's where that smell is coming from.
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Remus
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PostPosted: March 28, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry:Oh, sorry *sir*, I could swear your sweet daddy left you his sweat-and-shit strongest shampoo in inheritance, so I never could smell that Weasley's parfum you are talking about.At least when you're around.
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Arwen
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PostPosted: March 29, 2007 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: You have a lot of nerve boy. But it is a wonder that you can smell anything else but that horrible concoction you call a potion.
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Remus
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PostPosted: March 29, 2007 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: Yeah, you're right, *sir*, but it seems like my nose is damaged since the first time I... uhm...*saw* you.And I also wonder why my glasses graduation had been going up so much since then...My eyes hurt when I have a meeting with you, too...
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Doc W
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PostPosted: March 31, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape:


Are you trying to make excusses for your pathetic potion making? I should have expected something like this.
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Remus
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PostPosted: March 31, 2007 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: Your aromatic shampoo fills eveything- yes, even my potions-so, are you saying you no longer love your inheritance?What a bad son...
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: April 1, 2007 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: Harry your failing in lession again, I should write a letter to your parents, oh wait. You don't have any.
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Remus
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PostPosted: April 2, 2007 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: I didn't know YOUR parents were something you could be proud of. Cool So, let our parents out of this, it's better for us.
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Arwen
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PostPosted: April 2, 2007 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: My mother was the best. Therefore I will always be the Half-Blood Prince honouring her. But you Potter. You have to life with the fact that James was your father.
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Remus
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PostPosted: April 2, 2007 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: I'm so sorry, Snape, that my parents were so awesome, WHILE your father were so sweet you can't talk about him , only about your mum, hoping I don't realize that.I would cry, but... definitely no.
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Slug
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PostPosted: April 2, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snape: Potter! you. are. a. DIMWIT
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Remus
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PostPosted: April 2, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harry: WOW.So much greasy on your hair don't let you think.
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Arwen
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PostPosted: April 3, 2007 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think it is time to get another haircut Potter you are starting to look like a bear.
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