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ravvy
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 Posted: October 9, 2007 10:16 am Post subject: Ode to Canned cheese |
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a lonley cracker i would be
if i didnt have u cheese
creamy and good
you come from a can
snacktime never had
a better plan
thank you kraft for selling canned cheese
good up to 78 degrees
only 45 calories per tablespoon
and on a ritz cracker you make me swoon
i love you canned cheese i hope you know that
but the only bad thing
is you can make me fat.
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Zeddicus
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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ROTFL!!!! RAVVY THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST POEM EVER!!!!! i wish you could write something about me like that!!!@ give it a shot
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Arabella
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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wow...this poem is so deep
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Zeddicus
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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deeper then the can that holds the cheese!
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mynameiskerry_xo
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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Hahah! Very nice work rav!
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Arabella
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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it really makes you think...how can something be so good yet still bad for you? I know how...life is unfair. this is a poem of despair.
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Zeddicus
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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I agree with you!
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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curtsies
thank you that you
you are my drinking buddy on the potter forum
you are very handsome making the girlies swarm
you look very nice in armor or a dress
you are my online BFF named zeddicus
better?
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Sunne
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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*claps*
Ravvy...you're amazing!
*waits for her personalized poem*
Haha...
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Sunne wrote: |
*claps*
Ravvy...you're amazing!
*waits for her personalized poem*
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my friend is sunne
she is so fun
she would never shoot a gun
she eats soy
and somhow enjoys
and teaches little girls and boys
sunne
*drums
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Sunne
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| ravvy wrote: |
| Sunne wrote: |
*claps*
Ravvy...you're amazing!
*waits for her personalized poem*
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my friend is sunne
she is so fun
she would never shoot a gun
she eats soy
and somhow enjoys
and teaches little girls and boys
sunne
*drums |
YAY!
*claps excitedly*
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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demisation is a pal
he is friendly
just like al
he chats and posts
all day and night
always making you feel alright
arabella beauty queen
is the prettiest dementor i have ever seen
when she wants to look like us
you wont need a patronus
who else wants one?
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mynameiskerry_xo
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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meeeeee 
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| mynameiskerry_xo wrote: |
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everyone knows your name is kerry
you are so nice its hard not to starey
you live in philly with steak and cheese
but you do not deliver, such a tease!
lol
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mynameiskerry_xo
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha
bravo bravo!
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Sunne
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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You deserve a standing ovation Ravvy!
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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thank you everyone
here is... haiku to cherry pepsi
cherry pepsi can
you taste just like hea- van
number one drink fan
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temptress.ambbie
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Wacky Macky
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Haha.
I <3 you and your poem, ravvy.
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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aww thanx guys
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| wooo stick it to the ravvy! |
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Arabella
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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aww you made me one and I didn't even have to ask *hug*
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ravvy
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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yuppers you inspired me.
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Arabella
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| Posted: October 9, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a muse! *changes into a toga*
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I never read a better cheese poem before, brava!!!!
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