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Posts: 17144 · Posted: August 6, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject:

Thanks! Down the hatch! *glug glug glug*
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 6, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

welcome, anybody else need a drink?

looks down at HPWhizKid...is this guy ever going to wake up...

finally goes over and drags HPWhizKid out the door and pays his cab fair so he can go home.

*claps hands and looks around tavern, then goes back to cleaning*
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 6, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject:

*Finally finds wand*

waves wand mutters cleanup-o and the bar is clean, the spills cleaned up and the stools stood back up.

Then with a glare he gets the dementors to leave.
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 7, 2007 11:35 am Post subject:

*haha... i think the spell is scourgify*

the dementors untie their shoelaces... and they suck the happiness from the environment...

one dementor grabs arabella by the collar
"you will pay for our soulwhisky or we will make whisky out of your soul... yum... delicious soul... pure... not spoiled with malice like that of the Death Eaters... thats why we never eat their souls..."
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*Sits down with a look of terror and bewilderment.*
*Mutters something about dementors, Death Eaters, Always when I wanna relax.*

Surprised

Rootbeer please. Surprised

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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 7, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

go to the muggle pub... theres no rootbeer here... only butterbeer and soulwhisky
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Posts: 17144 · Posted: August 7, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject:

*wheels wand up right in the dementors face, thinking of them falling over* EXPECTO PATRONUM! *her cat patronus chases them out of the pub*
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 7, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject:

more dementors arrive at the place. they have learned to fight against the patronus.
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Posts: 17144 · Posted: August 7, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject:

ah I have something better up my sleeve! *waves wand* DIE DEMENTORS DIE! *they all die*
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 7, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

*Looks around amazed that he goes into the back for two seconnds and theirs a brawl going on....for crying out loud*

But before he does anything - brings a mug out from under the counter and pulls a long draft of RootBeer.

Slides the drink down to DumbledoreEL "I've got muggle drinks as well, don't worry" It's on the house today, sorry about the Dementors.

*Jumps over the counter and joins Arabella in forceing the Dememtors to leave his Pub.

"You can keep your darned soulwhisky just don't come back!"

*He then puts an anti dementor charm on the Pub*
"There solves that problem."
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 7, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject:

*uses wand to levetate the last of the drunks out of the pub.*

OK everyone, time to leave pub's closing for the night.

*closes pub doors and put's out sign: Pub opens tomorrow, after the hangover goes away*
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 8, 2007 5:00 am Post subject:

however, the bartender forgot to put anti dementor charms on the back door. so five of them entered and stole all stocks of soulwhisky.

the rest of the dementors of azkaban went to the house of arabella and sucked her soul out. so now she is soulless, and thus cannot make horcruxes.
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 8, 2007 10:00 am Post subject:

*grumbling about stupid dementors*

puts anti - dementor charm on the back door, windows and the chimney.*

*then turns the sign around and it says open for business again.

50 galleon reward to anyone who can bring me a death eater.
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 8, 2007 10:21 am Post subject:

nobody approaches...

meanwhile, a lot of deaths have occured near the house of halfbloodprincess... mainly those who wanted to get fifty galleons...
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 8, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

*Raises the price to 200 galleons*

But to anyone else free drinks on the house today - for Tom Riddle is dead!
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The girl whom he loves can not be his.
Harry, and Hermione...shoulda been!

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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 8, 2007 10:54 am Post subject:

he's not gone as you might think... he will only be truly gone when none are loyal to him. Laughing

and i am still here...

and he will rise again...

and even if you raise that to a million galleons, no one can catch me. my house is one of the most protected.
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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 8, 2007 11:17 am Post subject:

Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 8, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

how sure are you he doesnt have a ninth bit of horcrux?
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Posts: 17144 · Posted: August 8, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject:

*arabella walks zombie like into the pub* iwonsoulwhisky. iwonsoulwhisky! *starts knocking things over*
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*uses memory charm on princess....."You will be nice to people because you love everyone, and your not a death eater."

there no 50 galleons needed Very Happy

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Posts: 1409 · Posted: August 8, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject:

Hits Arabella with a full body bind - hand a soul whisky and then removes full body bind.

"Clean up that mess you made!"

*Says thank's to DumbledoreEL and passes him a PhoniexWhisky on the house*
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Posts: 2207 · Joined: Jul 8, 2007 Location: India Posts: 2207

i need a strong drink. wat u got?
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Posts: 17144 · Posted: August 8, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

*downs the soul whiskey but does not clean up her mess. she leaves for a few minutes but then comes back wearing a black hooded cloak and everything goes cold* if you can't beat them, join them.
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Posts: 28373 · Posted: August 8, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject:

nice one arabella... Laughing

erm... DumbledoreEL... im in my house drinking some bloodbeer... perhaps you did the memory charm on my clone...
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