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Muggle
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Irritable bowel syndrome

How come the death eaters don't tap dance?
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Zephyr
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because they're already too busy, playing Trivial Pursuit!

Why is Ron afraid of Spiders?
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felix
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
because one threatend his life when he was 7.

how many death eaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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zengrenouille
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't know. This feat has never been accomplished before.


How many licks did it take for Arthur Weasleyt to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?
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Zephyr
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
(Silly answers please .. Rolling Eyes)

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How many licks did it take for Arthur Weasleyt to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?


7.

Why did Quirrell wear a turban? (Besides the fact that Voldemort was on the back of his head ..)
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zengrenouille
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zephyr wrote:
(Silly answers please .. Rolling Eyes)

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How many licks did it take for Arthur Weasleyt to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?


7.

Why did Quirrell wear a turban? (Besides the fact that Voldemort was on the back of his head ..)



It was supposed to be silly, get it. No matter how many try to do it, they can't seem to accomplish it. Sorry, humor had never been a talent of mine.


Quirrell wore a turban because of his recent religious allegiance.


What is Hagrids favorite scent of body lotion?
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felix
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
creame of flobberworm.

what color racing stripes should harry have on his broom?
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Zephyr
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No-no .. I thought yours (zengrenouille) was alright .. Smile

I was talking more to Felix .. after all .. we, (you and I) basically posted at the same time .. Wink

Uhm .. Silver and Green? Smile

Why doesn't Seamus wear a kilt?
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Arabella
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
because he's not scottish, he's irish

ok silly answer...he doesn't like a breeze around his privates

Why does nobody say Voldemort's name?
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Forlong
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not that they can't say it, they can't pronounce it.


Why did Ginny realy dump Dean?
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PostPosted: August 2, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
She found out Hermione was still available



What happens if you drink the whole bottle of Felix Felicitas at once?
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felix
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Felix Felicitas takes over your body!

how come ron finally came back to harry and hermione?
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Zephyr
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because after a few weeks, he finally realized that he had no pants on .. and must go back to get them.

Why is Hermione so much smarter than the others?
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halfbloodprincess
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
because she is the daughter of snape.

why did voldemort want a huge snake like nagini?
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Deliah
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
because he wanted new boots
why didn't harry every wear cute glasses
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halfbloodprincess
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
because he wanted the round like a snitch.

why does voldemort have red eyes?
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zengrenouille
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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because he wanted the round like a snitch.

why does voldemort have red eyes?


Voldemort has red eyes so that he can see the world as if through rose-colored galsses. It was his therapists idea.



Why didn't Luna and Neville get married?
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
zengrenouille wrote:


Voldemort has red eyes so that he can see the world as if through rose-colored galsses. It was his therapists idea.


good one zengrenouille!

because luna thought neville had a condition called nargle-itis and didnt want to get contaminated...

why didnt harry and cho end up together?
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
because harry has Hydrophobia

why didnt george date katie bell (making it up as i go along lmao)



also im in infinate knowledge, check out the name of the fear of long words (just because im bored, i hope i spell it right lmao)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

^ not joking, google it Laughing
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halfbloodprincess
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
thats crazy... if i had that sickness id be scared of the word...

because he thought her name did ring a bell... wtf!

why does albus wear glasses?
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Arabella
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
it makes him feel and look smart

Why did Slytherin leave Hogwarts?
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GrangerDanger
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
well he is 152 so if he doesn't wear glasses now, when will he??? And he looks smarter with them




What is Voldy's boogy???
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zengrenouille
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
All of the people that he has killed coming after him for a group hug.



What was Snape's favorite pasttime as a child?
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Neville Longbottom
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
playing pokemon.

Who would win a fight? Dobby or Kreacher?
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Arabella
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PostPosted: August 3, 2007 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dobby, he's the house-elf muhammad ali

why did slytherin leave hogwarts?
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