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Posts: 65 · Joined: Jul 28, 2007 Location: England Posts: 65

OK, rules are simple - you ask any question about Harry Potter, and someone has to provide a stupid answer (doesn't have to be true of course, but it has to be really silly, but clean).

OK, here is the first question (don't forget to say something silly)

Why doesn't Ron just admit that the Chudley Cannons are really cr*p at Quidditch?
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Posts: 131 · Joined: Jul 30, 2007 Posts: 131

Because Ron secretly wants to Snog the Chudley Cannons.

Why does Hagrid use and umbrella for his wand?

Posts: 15061 · Posted: August 2, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject:

cause he is secretly holding nuclear bombs

Why does Voldemort need Hocruxes
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Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody, but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it.

Posts: 503 · Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Location: home Posts: 503

because he secretely adores cats and wants to have as many lifes as they do.

why does draco hate ferrets?
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The 2 peole in this picture are Harry and Ginny

Posts: 242 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Diagon Alley 93 Posts: 242

Because he is afraid that they could strangle him....

Why are Dumbledores glasses in shape of the half moon
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Posts: 131 · Joined: Jul 30, 2007 Posts: 131

So Lupin Doesnt turn in to a werewolf everytime he sees them.

Why do mandrakes scream so loud?
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Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Because they saw your face.

Why are there no culinary classes at Hogwarts? Not every family has a house-elf you know ..
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Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Because all the bad ones got taken by all the 4 year olds, for Halloween ..

Why would the Dursley's get Harry glasses, but not anything else? Wouldn't it be easier for them if they had a blind nephew?
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Posts: 7119 · Joined: Apr 1, 2007 Location: England Posts: 7119

because if he couldnt see, he couldnt do the chores

what is hermiones fave number?
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and so, The Fellowship of the Phoenix set off on their journey into the heart of Voldemordor
to destroy the One Horcrux ...

'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' - Dumbledore the White
'my precious' - Kreacher

Posts: 503 · Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Location: home Posts: 503

6, because ikle roniekins is the 6th weasley child

Why are voldie's eyes red
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The 2 peole in this picture are Harry and Ginny

Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Because he's been watching too much Jeopardy.

Why is Hagrid not black?
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Posts: 16837 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject:

he's allergic to snakes

Why doens't Hagrid shave his beard?
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They say home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest. --Captain Hammer

Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Because that's where he stores his candy.

Why doesn't Dumbledore shave his beard?
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Posts: 1275 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

Because he is Amish

Why do most of the Weasley's have red hair?
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"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies"

Posts: 76 · Joined: Jul 23, 2007 Posts: 76

Because it would show off his butt chin

why doesnt snape wash his hair are shave it off?
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Posts: 16837 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject:

he is scared of water, he nearly drowned as a child

why doesn't luna dye her hair funky colors?
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They say home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest. --Captain Hammer

Posts: 1275 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject:

Because funky colors are known to attract unwanted crumple horned snorkacks or whatever

Why does Harry have a lightning bolt for a scar?
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"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies"

Posts: 16837 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject:

because voldy is really Thor, the thunder God

Why does Rita Skeeter turn into a beetle and not a mosquito (aka squiter)
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They say home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest. --Captain Hammer

Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Becasue she has an IQ of 20.

Why is Peter's nickname 'Wormtail'?
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Posts: 1275 · Posted: August 2, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject:

Because his erm 'tail' resembles a worm

Why did Harry give away his twizard tourney winnings to the twins?
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"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies"

Posts: 692 · Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Location: Jupi-tar Posts: 692

Because he was under the Imperious Curse at the time.

Why is Harry good at Quidditch?
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Posts: 213 · Joined: Aug 1, 2007 Location: Help me!! Posts: 213

Because he is secrectly afraid of the ground.

Why is the leaky cauldron such a dump?
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Posts: 2275 · Joined: Jul 25, 2007 Posts: 2275

because there plumbing broke.

Why did Ron really leave harry and hermoine in DH?
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forever the greatest wizard of all time

"For the greater good"

Posts: 33 · Joined: Jul 22, 2007 Location: US Posts: 33

because none of the trio have mastered the "accio toilet paper" spell.

why didn't anyone find the enterance to the Chamber of Secrets until Harry did? (besides the heir...)

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