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ravvy
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 8:35 am    Post subject: the bad advice thread Reply with quote
we have had multiple advice threads, love threads, and the notorious magic 8 ball from hell ( i miss that thread) i hink we should lighten things up with a bad advice thread.

(Rav does not take any blame if anyone takes this thread seriously)

so what ails you?
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
go play with matches Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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go play with matches Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
silly i was saying tell me your issues and i shall direct you in the wrong direction.
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
There's this boy I like in my music class and he's started to talk to me and I thought he liked me...What should I do.

(LOL!)
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
jump on him and jam your tongue down his throat.

i have a problem: i miss erik
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
cash in your college savings and go find him
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
my problem - my room is small
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
K, first of all, lmao to the mention of the Magic 8 Ball thread. That's a memory, dude.

Also, should this maybe be in forum games? :s
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Waring: Don't do it
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take a jump off the tallest tower


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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Heres my problem

I dont know how to break up with my boyfriend
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
wont anyon post a prob?
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not a problem as such, it's just really annoying.
There's nothing to do and I'm uber-hyper...I don't even know how I became hyper, it just kinda happened lol. Anyone know how to stop being hyper?
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
XxJennxX wrote:
It's not a problem as such, it's just really annoying.
There's nothing to do and I'm uber-hyper...I don't even know how I became hyper, it just kinda happened lol. Anyone know how to stop being hyper?



Drink more coffee. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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XxJennxX wrote:
It's not a problem as such, it's just really annoying.
There's nothing to do and I'm uber-hyper...I don't even know how I became hyper, it just kinda happened lol. Anyone know how to stop being hyper?



Drink more coffee. Twisted Evil


dude coffee has caffine bad for your health
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol, I would but I finished it all Sad

Okay, so I found the reason...for future reference NEVER finish a full jar of coffee in one day, bad, bad effects *shivers due to caffeine overdose* Very Happy
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Lol, I would but I finished it all Sad

Okay, so I found the reason...for future reference NEVER finish a full jar of coffee in one day, bad, bad effects *shivers due to caffeine overdose* Very Happy


agree

does anyone had cold coffee, BAD BAD
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, eeww so bad, it sucks...doesn't have the same effects either Razz
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Heres my problem

I dont know how to break up with my boyfriend


just kill him. you like shooting anyway.
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOl
Ok i have a problem.. i have too much homework to do and i cant do it all and i feel soo pressured!!
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
my prob.= i dont wanna clean my room but mom says i gotta Sad
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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my prob.= i dont wanna clean my room but mom says i gotta Sad

give her the finger and run away from home
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
xXxArilellaxXx wrote:
LOl
Ok i have a problem.. i have too much homework to do and i cant do it all and i feel soo pressured!!


tell the teacher to F*** off and that uquit the class
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Melinda Julianne wrote:
Heres my problem

I dont know how to break up with my boyfriend


make him dress up as a girl and give him a make over

xXxArilellaxXx wrote:
LOl
Ok i have a problem.. i have too much homework to do and i cant do it all and i feel soo pressured!!


call your teacher and tell him/her that your time is money and send her a bill for all the time you had to do homework.
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nah, what you wanna do is take the hw, walk in front of the teacher, rip it up, and shove it into her hands. Then quit the class and tell her to get a real job.
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PostPosted: June 10, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote