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Alastor Moody



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Posted: March 14, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: Do not .... the owl |
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Simple post what not to do with the owl or anything such as this.
Example: Do not use the owl as a toothpick
Do not play Nintendo wii with your owl
Do not lick the owl _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine!
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Melinda Julianne


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Do not grope the owl _________________
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Wacky Macky


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Do not send the owl to buy you Mountain Dew _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do not lick the owl
Do not rub the owl
Do not caress the owl
Do not touch the owl
Do not breath around the owl
Do not expect the owl to send you your post (life aint like that) _________________
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Alastor Moody



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Do not plug in your owl during Christmas _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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Do not try and breed with the owl _________________
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Do not expose the owl to scented candles _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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bery26


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do not wax the owl _________________
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Alastor Moody



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Do not play basketball with the owl, or use it as a ball. _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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Do not let the owl get a room w/ a female owl _________________
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Do not let the owl go to Ohio or stay in crappy motels in Ohio _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do not use any verbs in the presence of the owl _________________
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Do not let the Owl have fun. _________________
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Do not conjugate proper sentences in the owl's presence _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Alastor Moody



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Do not gather the owl droppings and eat it next day, and ask Walmart to market this new cereal. _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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Do not stand on the owl _________________
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Do not paint the owl's toenails any color except coral _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do Not Let Mck Near The Owl _________________
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Alastor Moody



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Do not give the owl admin/mod powers. _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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(I HATE YOU)
Do not let the owl go to Ohio with Mel. _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do not let the owl play drums _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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Do not let the owl fall in love with hawt vampires _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do not allow the owl to kiss mck for that is my job  _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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Do not give the owl money in hopes it will buy a shorter rule book _________________
I know the distance is a factor, but I stretch as often as I can and my goal is to reach your hand any day now.
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Do not allow the owl to handle electronics _________________
So America, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle: Allez Cuisine! |
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