Pasha
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 Posted: July 13, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject: Diagonally Determined Disasters |
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Quality Quidditch Supplies
It was a long hot summer. Diagon ally was bursting with life and movement, the suns gaze illuminated the entire ally with a jubilant golden haze. People filled the lined street, jumping and skipping merrily; Wizards and Witches groped each other, chased after Goblins to give them wet willy's, others, to steal there clothes and sell them on for extra cash.
Quality Quidditch Supplies stood rather handsomely with large windows exposing a variety of different products, brooms, gloves, sports robes and the like. Inside the shop, Severus Snape stood with his hips to one side, two hands on either one, tapping his foot violently.
'*sighhhh* Decisions, Decisions! There are just simply *tooooo* many brooms to choose from! *sighhhh*, I wish Percy were here, he'd know what size we want!'
'HAY SEV!' Shouted Voldemort, with a massive grin across his snake-like face. 'HOW R U 2DAY SEV!?' His voice hissed softly.
'Hello My Dear!' Screamed Snape, turning a bright shade of scarlet, whipping his robes around in a playful fashion.
'SSH DONT CALL ME THT HERE, OR I WILL KILL U WIT MA WAND' Hissed Voldemort, pulling out what appeared to be a long piece of black liquorish.
'HAI GUIZ!' Bellowed Loony Lovegood, striding in arm in arm with Bellatrix.
'LOL' Bellatrix said.
'Wats happenin? saw harry over tha road wit hermynee, looked lyke they waz gettin rite cozy eh bella??' Said Loony, nudging Bellatrix's arm.
'LOL YA' Bellatrix said.
Snape turned around, swinging his robes as he did so, and moved closer to examine the Broomstick. 'Yes, yes, I think this one will do--It's the right shade, you see, dear? dear?'
Voldemort cleared his throat and spun round and begun chewing on his Liquorish nervously. 'YE YE, THAT LOOKS A GUD COLOUR. SO ANYWHO, WAT U 2 BIN UP 2?'
'O we just been trying to look for plimpies, they running loose all ova diagonally 2day, bin racing bella up n down with our magic netz tryin 2 get um. DumbleDOR bin helpin us 2 see!' She pointed through the window, and sure enough saw DumbleDOR running up and down holding his robes open.
'LOL INNIT' Said Bellatrix.
'OI, DUMBY, COME ERE U GRAY HAIRED OLD LOON!' Hissed Voldemort, DumbleDOR turned and ran into the shop, holding his robes open.
'Yes?' Yawned DumbleDOR.
'U OLD GIT U LOOK PROPA FUNNI LYK!'
'LOL YA' Said Bellatrix.
'Pardon me, but how dare you call me here, holding out a ridiculous chewy wand and insulting. You have no right to say such a thing, silicone face.'
'WAT U SAY!?' Hissed Voldemort, his eyes narrowing, slits for pupils.
'Do you need a hearing aid now? Has splitting yourself into seven cut off all sense of hearing???'
'No, that's Geroge Weasley, you old flirt!' Screeched Snape, laughing and mouthing the words "SECTUMSEMPRA".
'tht waznt a very nice thing 2 do professor' Said Loony serenely, rolling her eyes and running out the shop after a couple hopping frogs.
'Oh, do us a favour darling!' Screeched Snape, flicking his long greasey locks around as he turned to buy his new Broom.
'GAWD SAKE BELLA, THT ALL U DO? HANG ROUND WIT TRASH LYK THT???'
'LOL YA' Said Bellatrix.
'It's much better than hanging round with T13984 covered in plasticine and clay, Tom' Explained DumbleDOR.
'WAT' Said Voldemort, now poking his wand into his arch enemys nose.
'I SHUD JUS GET U NOW OL HOOT! ABRA CADABRA!' Red jelly spurted out onto Snapes black robes and into Bellatrix's hair.
'LOL'
'Ha Ha, you have no idea. You don't know about love Tom, you will never know what it feels like to be loved'.
'*SIGHHHH* Oh my god, you did *NOT* just said that! Bully!' Snape cried, running out of the shop.
'OMG, NOW LUK WAT U DUN, GON N UPSET HIM NICE 1. U DNT NO NOTHONG BOUT ME' Voldemort cried, and ran out the shop after Snape.
'Should really ought to get some shoes for that man, for a start' Exclaimed DumbleDOR, looking around at Bellatrix. 'You've got red on you' Pointing at her, before sweeping around and hoisting up his robes to catch more prancing plimpies.
'LOL I NO LOL' Said Bellatrix, as she rolled on the floor and cackled hysterically.
(Next chapter: Second Hand Robe Shop! Harry Potter guest stars. :P )
Last edited by Pasha on July 13, 2008 6:34 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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