Plane Headed to Las Vegas Diverted After Couple Tries to Join 'Mile High Club'
Friday, November 16, 2007
PORTLAND, Ore. —
A Las Vegas bound plane was diverted to Portland International Airport Thursday afternoon when at least one passenger said a couple was trying to join the "mile high club," FOX 12 Oregon is reporting.
"The people across the aisle from us were fooling around in their seats and they decided to go to the bathroom and fool around and they threatened the flight attendant,” said passenger Jessica Smith, according to FOX 12 Oregon.
The couple was escorted off the plane, according FOX 12 Oregon. _________________
"The voices in my head are telling me to kill you"
That sounds like fun.
I would defiantly get kicked off the plane for that. _________________ Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through Passion, I gain strength.
Through Strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
_________________ and so, The Fellowship of the Phoenix set off on their journey into the heart of Voldemordor
to destroy the One Horcrux ...
'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' - Dumbledore the White
'my precious' - Kreacher
Excuse me ma'am.
-removes white glove off of hand-
Are you implying that i am stupid?
-smacks with white glove- _________________ Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through Passion, I gain strength.
Through Strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
Ok, apparently a vast majority of people are in favor of this mile high plan. Maybe it is time for a reform. Actually, you know what, the airlines could make money off of this. They could reserve a special section of the plane for little rooms that people can get off in. Then they can charge a fee for it. Any one who is willing to pay a little bit of dues can get the euphoric arousal of having sex against that same walls that millions of other peopls have left their bodily fluids on. _________________
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Ok, apparently a vast majority of people are in favor of this mile high plan. Maybe it is time for a reform. Actually, you know what, the airlines could make money off of this. They could reserve a special section of the plane for little rooms that people can get off in. Then they can charge a fee for it. Any one who is willing to pay a little bit of dues can get the euphoric arousal of having sex against that same walls that millions of other peopls have left their bodily fluids on.
Well, when you say it like that... we should hold a fundraiser.
The last time I was on a plane, which was last month, I could barely fit my body into the loo. How two people can fit in there is beyond me. And the smell alone is not very euphoric, take my word for it. _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
Ok, apparently a vast majority of people are in favor of this mile high plan. Maybe it is time for a reform. Actually, you know what, the airlines could make money off of this. They could reserve a special section of the plane for little rooms that people can get off in. Then they can charge a fee for it. Any one who is willing to pay a little bit of dues can get the euphoric arousal of having sex against that same walls that millions of other peopls have left their bodily fluids on.
Well, when you say it like that... we should hold a fundraiser.
The last time I was on a plane, which was last month, I could barely fit my body into the loo. How two people can fit in there is beyond me. And the smell alone is not very euphoric, take my word for it.
LOL !!! _________________ Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through Passion, I gain strength.
Through Strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
Ok, apparently a vast majority of people are in favor of this mile high plan. Maybe it is time for a reform. Actually, you know what, the airlines could make money off of this. They could reserve a special section of the plane for little rooms that people can get off in. Then they can charge a fee for it. Any one who is willing to pay a little bit of dues can get the euphoric arousal of having sex against that same walls that millions of other peopls have left their bodily fluids on.
i think this is a great idea... maybe it can open jobs up for people who want to sanitize these compartments after every flight. otherwise it may get a lil sticky and nasty ... like the floor of the movie theatre. _________________
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