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Phoenix



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Posted: January 8, 2007 3:48 am Post subject: Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word Pants |
Phoenix
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The top fifteen:
1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
Here is the entire list
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906 _________________
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Beefridge


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Posted: January 8, 2007 4:06 am Post subject: |
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OMG LOL thats really clever  _________________
"I wasnt looking at its feet, I was a bit more preoccupied with its heads or maybe you didnt notice there were three!!!" |
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WhitneyM:)


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Posted: January 8, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| They are funny, Thanks! |
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wiz


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Posted: January 8, 2007 9:15 am Post subject: |
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lol very funny.  _________________ Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
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lovelyx3victoria


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Posted: January 8, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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haha i like that a lot  _________________ lets cause
a scene
. . && give them something to talk about |
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nosemonkey


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Posted: January 8, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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I've been playing the pants game for many years now. I enjoy placing "pants" in LOTR quotes.
"Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants","What are you doing? Those pants are still out there!" and so on
you can also play it using other words like puppies or to be funny (and this is in no way used in a demeaning way) Jews or anything else. |
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ravvy


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Posted: October 20, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: |
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ha, ima try that now with everything _________________
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Kino


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Posted: October 24, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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LMFAO! I am a Star Wars addict and when I saw that I laughed for five minutes. Nice stuff Phoenix. _________________
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Harry Potter 165


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Posted: October 26, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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"May the pants be with you"
"Strong with the pants, you are" _________________ Name: Samantha Keene
Age: 13
House: Ravenclaw
Wand: Dragonscale and Unicorn Hair |
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Mr. Z


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Posted: October 26, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard these jokes with putting pants at the end of every song or something like that. The Star Wars lines are really funny  _________________
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Mr. Z


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Posted: October 26, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard these jokes with putting pants at the end of every song or something like that. The Star Wars lines are really funny  _________________
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