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Animagfox
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 Posted: November 21, 2006 11:41 pm Post subject: Things Harry Potter Character would NEVER say!!! |
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All right. I've tried this in other forums. Just keep it clean and these should be really fun to make (and read) these.
Harry: Hey Moaning Myrtle! What's up?
Moaning Myrtle: 
Ron: Hey Harry! Harry? Harry? Hey Moaning Myrtle, have you seen Harry anywhere?
Moaning Myrtle:
Hermione: Hey guys! Guys? They were here just a minute ago. Hey Myrtle, have you seen Harry or Ron anywhere?
Moaning Myrtle:
Malfoy: AHA! I've got you, Potter! Sneking into the girl's bathroom? Wait until Snape hears about this!
Moaning Myrtle: 
Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Moaning Myrtle:
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Caley_McClelland
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| Posted: November 30, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: Re: Things Harry Potter Character would NEVER say!!! |
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| Animagfox wrote: |
All right. I've tried this in other forums. Just keep it clean and these should be really fun to make (and read) these.
Harry: Hey Moaning Myrtle! What's up?
Moaning Myrtle:
Ron: Hey Harry! Harry? Harry? Hey Moaning Myrtle, have you seen Harry anywhere?
Moaning Myrtle:
Hermione: Hey guys! Guys? They were here just a minute ago. Hey Myrtle, have you seen Harry or Ron anywhere?
Moaning Myrtle:
Malfoy: AHA! I've got you, Potter! Sneking into the girl's bathroom? Wait until Snape hears about this!
Moaning Myrtle:
Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Moaning Myrtle: |
That is hilarious. |
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ThE_DaRk_MaRk
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| Posted: November 30, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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LOL ! that was good. 
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Tessa
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Dumbledore:Elmo can fly!!!
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Grawp:*hugs trees*
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hermionewatson05
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| Posted: December 3, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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i thought that one with moaning myrtle was very funny too.
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Harry: "Collin, I need you and your brother to help me and Ron with our homework" 
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hermionewatson05
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| Posted: December 3, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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that is also a good one.
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Michael Massacre
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Harry: "colin your cooler than ron"
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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DJ Hagrid
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Hermione: "Eh, screw this homework."
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Harry: "Oh come on. No way I want to go on that risky adventure."
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Hagrid: "The hell? Get that large and extremely dangerous beat out of here!"
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etc etc etc
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ron: "i hate harry because he took hermione from me"
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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Harry: Hey Hagrid! Check out this little cutie. Isn't he adorable?
*Holds up an adorable, 8-week-old Golden Retriver puppy*
Hagrid: AAHHHHH! *hides behind the couch* Get that thing away from me! Can't you see it's a monster?
Harry: He's just a puppy!
Hagrid: He's a monster! get him out of here!
Harry: Okay, Okay.
*Walks out with the puppy*
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Harry: Professor Snape is the best teacher at Hogwarts.
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Hermione: Ron, you're the smartest guy I know.
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Dumbledore: I'm really Ronald Weasley.
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Hagrid: What kind of idiot would want a pet dragon?
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Hermione:hey ron can you help me with this homework?
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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| Posted: December 17, 2006 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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lol thats a good one.
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Neville: I will destroy the world. MWAMAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Hermione:hey nevelle do you remember what we have for potions homework?
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first time i heard it i kinda laughed.
second time i was like o crap this is gonna be a hit, i'm going to hear it waaay too much and get so sick of it.
third time i turned the radio off. |
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HARRY :I AM GLAD SIRIUS IS DEAD
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'Malfoy: (Hugs Harry) i'm sorry I was such a jerk , Ilove you like a brother
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wiz
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Neville: Oh I just remembered
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Hermione: does anyone own a thesauras...more to the point, a dictionary!?
Hagrid: i feel pretty, oh so pretty....
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LMAO, that neville thing was funny
Voldemort: I am done with killing
Arthur Weasley: Muggles suck
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Ron: You want to join the Deatheaters?
Hermione: I thought you'd never ask.
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hermione: homework? who does their homework?
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Dudley: I wish I was a wizard
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Uncle Vermin: i love magic
Harry: Oh Uncle your my favorite family member ever
Uncle Vermin: love you to Harry want Dudleys Playstation
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