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wiz
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dursleys: happy birthday harry
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vermin: here is a X box 360 for your birthday harry
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harry: cho is so ugly.
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harry: stupid mud bloods!!!
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hermione: i quite school
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ron: i hate you Dumbledore
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hermione: Hey Malfoy!
Malfoy: What do you want, Granger?
Hermione: I just wanted to tell you that I'm a stupid mudblood and I think that Slitherin is the best house in the whole school, and that I think you're really hot.
Malfoy: Raise Eyebrow
*Hermione starts making out with Malfoy*
Harry: Shocked
Ron: Sick
Everyone else in the school: Applause
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hermione: what wrong ron?
ron: harry wont go out with me.
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dumbledore: (announces to school) did you all know i am a sex predater
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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Percy: i hate Mr. Crouch
Ron: i love being a bossy prefect
Percy: i hate it i hate rules
Gourge: i am going to stop making Weeses Wizard Weeses
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PostPosted: December 22, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Voldemort: I want my mommy!
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PostPosted: December 22, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Voldemort: sorry harry i am goig to buy you somthing for christmas
Harry: i well join your side
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harry, after he kills Voldemort: Hey you deatheaters, I'm the new dark-lord, I'm taking over the minestry of magic! HaHaHaaaaaaaaaa!

Aunt Petunia: Vernon, I'm a witch, I always have been. I was just jelous of Lilly because SHE got to go out with James Potter.
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neville: (throws all his plants away) I Don't like herbology anymore
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hermoine: I love you malfoy
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harry: i turned gay i love malfoy
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMOA

Cho: Screw it, who cares if...oh whats his face... Cedric is dead... I hated him.
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goyle: I love to learn!!! Hey Hermoine, can I borrow all ur books
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Off - topic* I love Adam West Laughing
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Draco: i've decided to become a nun.
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what_ink_can_do wrote:
Draco: i've decided to become a nun.


Best one yet.
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PostPosted: December 26, 2006 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol thanks! Very Happy
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PostPosted: December 27, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, Adam West... He is the best mayor ever, If he ran in my city, I'd vote for him.LOL

Voldemort: (Staning in the presence of Harry Potter, worships him) I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
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PostPosted: December 27, 2006 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought Adam West was an actor.
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PostPosted: December 27, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ginny: Harry you are ugly! I'm going out with Draco Malfoy, now.

I like this one, so many possablities. Thanks for starting this topic.
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