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Regulus Arcturus Black
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 Posted: August 2, 2007 8:15 am Post subject: Ask a silly question, get a stupid answer |
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OK, rules are simple - you ask any question about Harry Potter, and someone has to provide a stupid answer (doesn't have to be true of course, but it has to be really silly, but clean).
OK, here is the first question (don't forget to say something silly)
Why doesn't Ron just admit that the Chudley Cannons are really cr*p at Quidditch?
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Drich7
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Because Ron secretly wants to Snog the Chudley Cannons.
Why does Hagrid use and umbrella for his wand? |
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Alastor Moody
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cause he is secretly holding nuclear bombs
Why does Voldemort need Hocruxes
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Alina
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because he secretely adores cats and wants to have as many lifes as they do.
why does draco hate ferrets?
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GrangerDanger
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Because he is afraid that they could strangle him....
Why are Dumbledores glasses in shape of the half moon
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Drich7
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So Lupin Doesnt turn in to a werewolf everytime he sees them.
Why do mandrakes scream so loud?
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Zephyr
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Because they saw your face.
Why are there no culinary classes at Hogwarts? Not every family has a house-elf you know ..
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
Joined: Apr 1, 2007
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| Posted: August 2, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Drich7 wrote: |
| So Lupin Doesnt turn in to a werewolf everytime he sees them. |
LMFAO
anyways
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| Why are there no culinary classes at Hogwarts? Not every family has a house-elf you know .. |
because everyone has mothers
why do deatheaters have cool masks?
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Zephyr
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Because all the bad ones got taken by all the 4 year olds, for Halloween ..
Why would the Dursley's get Harry glasses, but not anything else? Wouldn't it be easier for them if they had a blind nephew?
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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because if he couldnt see, he couldnt do the chores
what is hermiones fave number?
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Alina
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6, because ikle roniekins is the 6th weasley child
Why are voldie's eyes red
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Zephyr
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Because he's been watching too much Jeopardy.
Why is Hagrid not black?
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Arabella
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he's allergic to snakes
Why doens't Hagrid shave his beard?
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Zephyr
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Because that's where he stores his candy.
Why doesn't Dumbledore shave his beard?
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LostDog-Padfoot
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Because he is Amish
Why do most of the Weasley's have red hair?
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Hp
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Because it would show off his butt chin
why doesnt snape wash his hair are shave it off?
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Arabella
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he is scared of water, he nearly drowned as a child
why doesn't luna dye her hair funky colors?
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LostDog-Padfoot
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Because funky colors are known to attract unwanted crumple horned snorkacks or whatever
Why does Harry have a lightning bolt for a scar?
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Arabella
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because voldy is really Thor, the thunder God
Why does Rita Skeeter turn into a beetle and not a mosquito (aka squiter)
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Zephyr
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| Posted: August 2, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Becasue she has an IQ of 20.
Why is Peter's nickname 'Wormtail'?
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LostDog-Padfoot
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Because his erm 'tail' resembles a worm
Why did Harry give away his twizard tourney winnings to the twins?
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Zephyr
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Because he was under the Imperious Curse at the time.
Why is Harry good at Quidditch?
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felix
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| Posted: August 2, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Because he is secrectly afraid of the ground.
Why is the leaky cauldron such a dump?
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BurtenJayRuncay
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| Posted: August 2, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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because there plumbing broke.
Why did Ron really leave harry and hermoine in DH?
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Coi
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| Posted: August 2, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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because none of the trio have mastered the "accio toilet paper" spell.
why didn't anyone find the enterance to the Chamber of Secrets until Harry did? (besides the heir...) |
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