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Posts: 87 · Joined: Apr 26, 2007 Posts: 87

Hello there and I'm Mr Macky your new teacher for Care and Feeding of Magical Creatures. mmmm'k?
Now you each have in front of you a four assed monkey that we are going to tame mmmmk? First part in taming is you have to spank him to get him to obey you mmmmk? Now Im going to spank my monkey and I want you to spank him just like I did mmmmk? (Spanks monkey) Just like that mmmmk?
Go ahead and spank your monkey like I showed you.

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Wow, I think he's a good teacher*Steven spanks poor monkey until he dies*

W-what have you done?*asks in horror Edward to his brother*

Shut up, loon...you, monkey, move...*spanks body*I said MOVE!!!!
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lol........where do u get this stuff?
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what stuff. Draco?
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RP too: Edward Rivers, from Ravenclaw
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Posts: 87 · Joined: Apr 26, 2007 Posts: 87

Ok thats pretty good for a begginer mmmmkay. (To Ron) It looks like you could use some help spanking your monkey, Miss Granger why don't you help him spank his monkey for him mmmmkay?

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Thanks, professor, I knew you were great...*spanks his monkey while whistling phantom of the opera...*
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RP too: Edward Rivers, from Ravenclaw
and his sly brother, Steven.

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MMMMkay most of you seem to be doing pretty good, but lets keep practicing. Cho Chang, Cedric used to tell me you were great at spanking his monkey why don't you come up front and show everyone how it's done mmmkay?

Posts: 1980 · Posted: May 13, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject:

Sudenly the monekey that Steve spanked to death turns into Kenny.
Out pops Stan and he yells,"OMG you killed Kenny, you @&%$*#!"
He then disappers.
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*Raises hand*
Professor?! ....what is the point of this...spanking of the monkey?

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*Steven laughs with an evil face* Twisted Evil

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RP too: Edward Rivers, from Ravenclaw
and his sly brother, Steven.

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*Gives the Draco boy an "get a life" look*
well...I geuss it wont kill me to try.
*picks up an ugly little monkey and gives it a good whack on the butt*
Professor! This is stupid!

Posts: 1980 · Posted: May 16, 2007 10:23 am Post subject:

"When do we get to learn about the manbearpig."
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Name:Nathan Wolgeth
Age:17
Physicaly:6'2" tall/180 pounds/very fit/ brown hair and eyes
Wand: Ash, 9 3/4 inch., and Dragon Heart strings
Goal in life: to be an Auror/ Goin me at http://z15.invisionfree.com/Rpartist/index.php? RP Ausomeness.

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