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VampireWolf77
Joined: Jul 12, 2008
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I got one.
Call voldemort Micheal Jackson because he doesn't have a nose.
Or make Richard Simmons come to his house and talk to him about eating right because Voldemort is way too skinny. He might die.  ummm... never mind about that one. 
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Artemis
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Send him Valentine's Day card that you made yourself. Of course, it'll be in the form of a heart. 
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trey
Joined: Jul 11, 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Posted: July 12, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Ask him what lotion he uses. |
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Scarlet_Witch
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Location: Azkaban...playing poker with the dementors
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 6:19 am Post subject: |
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| Artemis wrote: |
| Send him Valentine's Day card that you made yourself. Of course, it'll be in the form of a heart. |
you should be sure to use LOTS of glitter
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kiorsly
Joined: May 11, 2007
Location: Sabah, Malaysia
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| trey wrote: |
| Ask him what lotion he uses. |
for what we ask him what the lotion he uses??
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Scarlet_Witch
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 6:27 am Post subject: |
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turn all of his robes hot pink...and then insist its 'his color' and that it brings out his eyes
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DarkMaster
Joined: Jul 12, 2008
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Magic his face pink and robes turn into a frilly skirt
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Voldemort_Love
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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get a dude 2 pole dance 4 him ^.^
xo
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DarkMaster
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: |
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lol. is that dude dobby!!!!!
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Voldemort_Love
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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as long as he has nice legs ^.^
xo
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DarkMaster
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Who voldy or dobby? cos my opinion they're both hairy and horrible!!!
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Scarlet_Witch
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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ask him how he failed to kill harry potter....ask him every day
give him a Harry voodo doll tell him he might have better luck this way
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DarkMaster
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Send him pink flowers and heart shaped chocolates with a message saying :
" I love you !"
From the boy you can't kill , Harry Potter xxx
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Scarlet_Witch
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Tell him he looks stressed and offer a massage
Daydream out loud during death eater meetings about 'that cute potter boy'
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B0urne_Wizard
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Scarlet_Witch
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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give him a weasley sweater with a big V on it
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Artemis
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Scarlet_Witch wrote: |
| give him a weasley sweater with a big V on it |
Hah! That's the best one yet I think. I think we, who all know what it is, would all get a kick out of it.
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Pasha
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| Posted: July 13, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| (When he speaks with his hisssssss at the end, stand up, look around and say: 'Oh, it's just Voldy pissing his panty-hoes AGAIN'.) |
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Voldemort_Love
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| Posted: July 14, 2008 10:16 am Post subject: |
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pull up tht great big black cloak of his
and grab a wet towel and whip his ass
then run away manically laughing
xo
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DarkMaster
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| Posted: July 14, 2008 10:47 am Post subject: |
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haha
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Artemis
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| Voldemort_Love wrote: |
pull up tht great big black cloak of his
and grab a wet towel and whip his ass
then run away manically laughing
xo |
Lol. Bloopers anyone?
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DarkMaster
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| Posted: July 14, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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Bring him a pie and say " Do you smell that. Isn't it great! Oh wait I forgot... you don't have a nose!"
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Artemis
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| Posted: July 14, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| DarkMaster wrote: |
| Bring him a pie and say " Do you smell that. Isn't it great! Oh wait I forgot... you don't have a nose!" |
He has nostrils though.
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Voldemort_Love
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| Posted: July 14, 2008 11:10 am Post subject: |
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haha!!!
bttr 1
take urs.. and instead of 'o wait i 4got u dont hav a nose bit'
say, " can't u smell it.. wait... here!" and smash it in his face
^.^
xo
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Vidracious
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1. If Voldermort asks a question, shrug and say "I dunno, Ask Dumbledore. He knows everything..."
2. Ask whether he would like to have a wig.
3. Yawn wide and loud when he greets his Death Eaters.
4. Spank his ass when he walks pass you.
5. Ask where he got his dress from, your sister wants one for Prom Night.
6. Whoop everytime he dismiss his Death Eaters.
7. Whenever he say, "Now is the time, my dear friends. We shall win this time!" say "Yeah, even Doctor Evil said that but he lost too... At least he lost to a Man rather to a boy..."
8. Sing "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Tommy Boy!!! Happy Birthday to you!!" And ask him to blow his candles for his birthday.
9. Run to him, whisper unintelligent stuffs into his ear, Wait till he says "What?" and go "HAH! GOTCHA! YOU'RE IT!" and runs off.
10. Whenever you do a mistake and Voldermort wishes for you to be punish, just say "Parlay!"
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