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hpgeek1334
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you might've grown up with momisms and dadisms and if you did just post em here and if you didnt post some you can think of anyway!
"if you have to say 'no offense' B4 or after you say something, it's not worth saying"
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Arabella
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"If you two don't stop fighting I will turn this car around and we will go right back home! Don't think I'm kidding!"
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hpgeek1334
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LOL i love that one "treat others as you would like to be treated"
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hpgeek1334
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that seems to be my parents favorite g2g
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GinnyX
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My mom always says "And this, too, shall pass." She's wise like that.
Oh and she'd say, "Clean up your %&*@ing room right this second or no tv for a week!"
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Ginevra Malenki
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"Turn the idiot box off and go draw yourself entertainment."
^ my dad says that to my sister so that when she leave it he can have it xD [idiot box = t.v] |
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Arabella
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| Posted: June 16, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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"stop making that face or it will freeze that way!"
"put that in a memo" (my mom used to say that in her sleep)
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| Posted: June 16, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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"stop making that face or it will freeze that way!"
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lol, my mom used to say that! I'm trying to remember some that my mom said, but I can't . . .
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treehugger14
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yeah, my dad called the tv the idiot box too. lol. and the boob tube.. 
my mom always said, "later, i'm taking a nap" lol.
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| My dad is a joker he always says, "Why would I do housework? That's why I had you." |
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zengrenouille
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I thought of one that I bet every one of you heard.
"I can't wait until you have kids and they're ten times worse than you. Then you'll know how I feel."
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| My dad is a joker he always says, "Why would I do housework? That's why I had you." |
lol, my mom did the same thing. She also used to say that she didn't need a dishwasher, that's what kids are for.
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"Eat slowly or it'll go down the wrong tube."
I only realised that throats don't work like that until years and years later lol.
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| "Be patient, I only have two arms." |
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"who did you think would pick it up, the fairies?"
my mum would say that when i didn't put something away, the only problem was that i actually believed that fairies existed so it wasn't very affective
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my dad:''alexanra,you're not allowe to ate with older young men''
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why didnt u use any d's other than in dad?^
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If I started crying in a store, "Everyone else is watching you and laughing."
"We're leaving now. I'm going to count to three, then we're leaving you behind."
My mother also told me that if I got in trouble in school I'd have to stand in the corner, and it would make my face wedge-shaped and all the other kids would laugh at me. And she convinced me that if I didn't get out of the bathtub fast enough, I'd get sucked down the drain. I'm really surprised I'm not more screwed up than I am 
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That last one is hysterical.
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"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."
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nice my mom uses that one
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lol omg my mum and dad used to tell me: "Mummy and Daddy know everything"
which i believed! lol how gulliable i was 
"Im going to count to three before i smack your bottom" Was a favourite of my dads.
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oh yeah "Clean your room NOW!"
oh and when i was younger i couldent understand the concept of when a woman marries a man they have to change their second name, so my mum and dad made up this story that if i was to marry a man called Mr Sausage my name would be Amy Sausage. Its still a joke in my household nowadays....... LOL!
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zengrenouille
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^ OMG, Mrs. sausage! THat is FREAKING hilarious!!
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Thank you -- You were talking to me, right?
My mom used to say, "I'm going to knock you into next Tuesday."
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When I said I was bored, mom said, "If your bored, come clean your room. And after that do the dishes." I said thats boring too.
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Arabella
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| Posted: June 20, 2008 2:59 am Post subject: |
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oh yeah I learned long ago not to tell my mom I was bored >_< she'd find plenty for me to do.
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