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which character would you most like to bitchslap??
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Scarlet_Witch
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PostPosted: July 13, 2008 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sweettahsin wrote:
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i think rupert grint should have played harry


What?????? Shocked Shocked No way!!



god no he would have been a horrible harry

sometimes I wanted to slap hagrid when he would talk about some crazy dangerous animal like it was a cute fluffy bunny that couldnt hurt a fly
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DarkMaster
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PostPosted: July 13, 2008 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeah but you got too admit he is a big, tough fella. Yeah..... he deserves a slap.
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trey
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PostPosted: July 13, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It would be fun trying to bitchslap the Whomping Willow--I think I can take 'im.
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Pasha
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PostPosted: July 13, 2008 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
(Fleur. Ugh!)
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VampireWolf77
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PostPosted: July 14, 2008 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Umbridge, Malfoy, Crab, Goile, PERCY, Fire Fudge, etc.

I pretty much have a list going on.
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Voldemort_Love
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PostPosted: July 14, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
i 4got about fudge and percy

fudge does not suit his name.. fudge is supposed 2 besoftand squishy..

hes more like toffee... if u ask me

percy needs a great big boot up the bum >Neutral

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DarkMaster
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PostPosted: July 14, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like fudge.... to eat.
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Anyia
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PostPosted: July 15, 2008 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Umbridge of corse and Dumbledore, not the Dumbledore in the books but the way they made him in movies 3 and up man he was ornery, Richard Harris was so much better.
And I think Cho gets a regular slap.
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Vegan Muggle
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PostPosted: August 5, 2008 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i would definetly slap umbridge.
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Evil Love Is Stronger
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fudge for being a git.
Percy for being a git that is as gitty as two gits.
Umbridge for being a [CENSORED].
Voldemort for "being unable to love".
Wormtail for being a butt-hole, and a coward.
Snape, for screwing up with Lily. :S
James, because in my opinion he sucks in all ways known.
Luna, for not going for Neville. :<
Bellatrix, for not making a move.
Dumbledore, because I'm jealous of his mind. Sad
Draco Malfoy because he is a cowardly pain in the arse.
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Dracolate.Love
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hmm I think...Pansy Parkinson. All those remarks about Hermione! Evil or Very Mad

...Then again I think Hermione too abit [sorry! >.<] Her attitude sometimes is really annoying! Laughing

Oh and Marietta, Cho's friend! When she told Umbridge about the DA.
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Helena de Hemay
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Umbridge of course. She sucks ass.
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phoebeinwonderland
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
dung fletcher, unmbridge, and cho flipping chang.

she annoys me. to the max.

i'd wanna bitchslap voldy too, that would be hilarious.

"AVAD-" *bitchslaps*
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil Love Is Stronger wrote:
Fudge for being a git.
Percy for being a git that is gitty as two gits.
Umbridge for being a [CENSORED].
Voldemort for "being unable to love".
Wormtail for being a butt-hole, and a coward.
Snape, for screwing up with Lily. :S
James, because in my opinion he sucks in all ways known.
Luna, for not going for Neville. :<
Bellatrix, for not making a move.
Dumbledore, because I'm jealous of his mind. Sad
Draco Malfoy because he is a cowardly pain in the arse.


you made me lol.
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sweettahsin
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PostPosted: August 7, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Belllatrix Lestrange for sure.
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PostPosted: August 7, 2008 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil Love Is Stronger wrote:
Fudge for being a git.

A scared git at that.

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Percy for being a git that is gitty as two gits.

Lol, nice wording.

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Umbridge for being a [CENSORED].

In the movie, she is not NEARLY as evil as I pictured she to be. But still...

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Voldemort for "being unable to love".

He's just a [CENSORED] anyway.

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Wormtail for being a butt-hole, and a coward.

Haha, you said butt-hole. Laughing Rolling Eyes

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Snape, for screwing up with Lily. :S

It was bound to happen; James has a nasty attitude.

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James, because in my opinion he sucks in all ways known.

I second that!

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Luna, for not going for Neville. :<

I can't tell you how wonderful it is to find someone who thinks the way I do about these two! Very Happy Applause (NEVILLE/LUNA FOREVER!)

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Bellatrix, for not making a move.

That is so funny! I can see it now: All school-girlish walking up to Chief Death Eater, saying, "Hiiiiii Voldy baby. So, we should like, go out sometime. Avada Kedavra a few Muggles. It would be a ton of fun! What do you say?" while she touches his arm and bats her eyelashes. *ughuhuh*

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Dumbledore, because I'm jealous of his mind. Sad

For sho.

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Draco Malfoy because he is a cowardly pain in the arse.

Second, third, and fourth that!
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Evil Love Is Stronger
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PostPosted: August 7, 2008 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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That is so funny! I can see it now: All school-girlish walking up to Chief Death Eater, saying, "Hiiiiii Voldy baby. So, we should like, go out sometime. Avada Kedavra a few Muggles. It would be a ton of fun! What do you say?" while she touches his arm and bats her eyelashes. *ughuhuh*


I would definitely love that. I would also love Bellatrix making lunch and saying with a sing-song voice: "Lunch is ready darling! We are eating potatoes with Muggle-eyes tonight!"

o_O. I'm weird.
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PostPosted: August 7, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wowzies, didn't realize just how many I wanted to bitch slap until this topic..

Umbridge, Draco, Lucius, James, Harry, Filch, Wormtail, and all the others I can't remember by name. Embarassed

Spoiler:

Whoever kills Snape~!!

I haven't read the book, but I found out from a Spoiler on the webs that he gets killed in the last one.. Evil or Very Mad)

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sweettahsin
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PostPosted: August 8, 2008 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Simply Just wrote:
Evil Love Is Stronger wrote:
Fudge for being a git.

A scared git at that.

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Percy for being a git that is gitty as two gits.

Lol, nice wording.

Quote:
Umbridge for being a [CENSORED].

In the movie, she is not NEARLY as evil as I pictured she to be. But still...

Quote:
Voldemort for "being unable to love".

He's just a [CENSORED] anyway.

Quote:
Wormtail for being a butt-hole, and a coward.

Haha, you said butt-hole. Laughing Rolling Eyes

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Snape, for screwing up with Lily. :S

It was bound to happen; James has a nasty attitude.

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James, because in my opinion he sucks in all ways known.

I second that!

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Luna, for not going for Neville. :<

I can't tell you how wonderful it is to find someone who thinks the way I do about these two! Very Happy Applause (NEVILLE/LUNA FOREVER!)

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Bellatrix, for not making a move.

That is so funny! I can see it now: All school-girlish walking up to Chief Death Eater, saying, "Hiiiiii Voldy baby. So, we should like, go out sometime. Avada Kedavra a few Muggles. It would be a ton of fun! What do you say?" while she touches his arm and bats her eyelashes. *ughuhuh*

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Dumbledore, because I'm jealous of his mind. Sad

For sho.

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Draco Malfoy because he is a cowardly pain in the arse.

Second, third, and fourth that!


oh wow is this all the people you wanna bitchslap. thats awful Rolling Eyes
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Evil Love Is Stronger
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PostPosted: August 8, 2008 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm a terrible person. Twisted Evil
[INSERT EVIL CACKLE]
But it's all truth.

Oh, forgot to add - Harry, for being a Superman and for having sheer luck help him out of trouble.
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Fact 5: Grindelwald > Voldemort.
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sweettahsin
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PostPosted: August 8, 2008 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil Love Is Stronger wrote:
I'm a terrible person. Twisted Evil
[INSERT EVIL CACKLE]
But it's all truth.

Oh, forgot to add - Harry, for being a Superman and for having sheer luck help him out of trouble.


noooooo thats an insult Shocked
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Evil Love Is Stronger
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PostPosted: August 8, 2008 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pure truth. *shrug* I don't tend to like characters because they are the main character in the series. If they're annoying in my eyes, I just don't like 'em. Razz
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Fact 5: Grindelwald > Voldemort.
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PostPosted: August 9, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote