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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442 wrote:
zengrenouille wrote:
^ lol, Me, too. I wish that I could be there when that little girl is older and has the epiphanous moment of finding out what Jo really meant by that answer.


im 12 and i still dont get what jo really meant....come to think of it i never know what anyone means when they imply something inappropriate


I think she meant he was trying to circumsize it with magic? I KNOW EEW THAT MEANS HE DOES MALE GOATS! Plus, that means there is a charm for that.DO NOT QUOTE THE ABOVE. But if it's not what she meant, tell me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but gay bestiality?


i think i am getting what you meant after reading it a few times, but some of your terms threw me off. i dont know if someone would go through the trouble of using a charm to turn a male goat female when they could just get a female goat.

but please remember his brother was gay also...

so maybe he had a thing for male goats. interspecies love is more common than you think..... thats why god invented tequila and tiajuana and spring break.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think she meant he was trying to circumsize it with magic? I KNOW EEW THAT MEANS HE DOES MALE GOATS! Plus, that means there is a charm for that.DO NOT QUOTE THE ABOVE. But if it's not what she meant, tell me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but gay bestiality?


i STILL DONT get it.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think she meant he was trying to circumsize it with magic? I KNOW EEW THAT MEANS HE DOES MALE GOATS! Plus, that means there is a charm for that.DO NOT QUOTE THE ABOVE. But if it's not what she meant, tell me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but gay bestiality?


i STILL DONT get it.


you'll get it in a year or two, give it time Wink
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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so maybe he had a thing for male goats. interspecies love is more common than you think..... thats why god invented tequila and tiajuana and spring break.



As far as the records show, the first person ever to be sentenced to death (by hanging) in America (before it was actually America) got hung for beastiality.

Like homosexuality, beastiality has probably existed with the beginning of man and it will certainly exist until the end of man. Beastiality is gross, but there are worse things.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bery26 wrote:
CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442 wrote:
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I think she meant he was trying to circumsize it with magic? I KNOW EEW THAT MEANS HE DOES MALE GOATS! Plus, that means there is a charm for that.DO NOT QUOTE THE ABOVE. But if it's not what she meant, tell me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but gay bestiality?


i STILL DONT get it.


you'll get it in a year or two, give it time Wink


NO TELL ME NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know wht sucks?
having to ask older people what inappropriate words mean. i am in year seven and i only just found out what dildo and sperm mean. and i still dont knwo what bloody masturbate, molest, spoon and shag mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know how annoying it is when people say the worda and i go "wazzat mean?!?" and there like "AAAAH SHE DONT KNOW!! HAHAHA" bleghh.......so reading that can you sympathize w/ me and pleaseeee tell me??!

and while your at it can you tell me what masturbate means?????
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hahhaha i completely get ur feeling but you really shouldnt write those stuff cause there are ppl here even younger than you

i will tell u this though, there is a reason why u dont find out things until a bit older and trust me when i say this cause i say it with my heart

i didnt know what those things meant at your age either, but i have a friend who found out stuff like that too soon and trust me, its no good that way

give it time, the knowledge will come i assure you, and before u know it ur an expert about all those things Rolling Eyes (in the knowledge, not in the practice i mean lol)


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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bery26 wrote:
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hahhaha i completely get ur feeling but you really shouldnt write those stuff cause there are ppl here even younger than you

i will tell u this though, there is a reason why u dont find out things until a bit older and trust me when i say this cause i say it with my heart

i didnt know what those things meant at your age either, but i have a friend who found out stuff like that too soon and trust me, its no good that way

give it time, the knowledge will come i assure you, and before u know it ur an expert about all those things Rolling Eyes (in the knowledge, not in the practice i mean lol)



see, I knew what two of those terms meant when I was her age. I had never heard the terms shag and spoon before, though.

CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442, I did sympathize with you. I sent you a provate message telling what 3 of those terms meant. One of them is a bit too graphic, though.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442 wrote:
bery26 wrote:
CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd62442 wrote:
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I think she meant he was trying to circumsize it with magic? I KNOW EEW THAT MEANS HE DOES MALE GOATS! Plus, that means there is a charm for that.DO NOT QUOTE THE ABOVE. But if it's not what she meant, tell me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but gay bestiality?


i STILL DONT get it.


you'll get it in a year or two, give it time Wink


NO TELL ME NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know wht sucks?
having to ask older people what inappropriate words mean. i am in year seven and i only just found out what dildo and sperm mean. and i still dont knwo what bloody masturbate, molest, spoon and shag mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know how annoying it is when people say the worda and i go "wazzat mean?!?" and there like "AAAAH SHE DONT KNOW!! HAHAHA" bleghh.......so reading that can you sympathize w/ me and pleaseeee tell me??!

and while your at it can you tell me what masturbate means?????


you should be having this conversation with your mom, aunt, grandmother, even father, erc. but not asking strangers on a harrypotter website. i feel bad for you but you could easily find these things out by doing minimum research in a dictionary or google.

to ask on a forum geared towards younger children is inappropriate in itself. please stop.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aberforth x goat.

It's canon. :3
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morgan_Shay wrote:
aberforth x goat.

It's canon. :3


If I had never read the books, or if I had seen that before reading GoF I would have thought you were insane. I would have thought you were being ridiculous and just having a laugh.
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PostPosted: April 9, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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aberforth x goat.

It's canon. :3


If I had never read the books, or if I had seen that before reading GoF I would have thought you were insane. I would have thought you were being ridiculous and just having a laugh.[/quote

but know we cant be sure Laughing
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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

meh, maybe he gets on better with goats than with humans because they're simple creatures Question
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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!
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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!


I don't think she actually intended it to be taken that way when she initially wrote about Aberforth practicing charms on goats.
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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!


I don't think she actually intended it to be taken that way when she initially wrote about Aberforth practicing charms on goats.


Lol, how did it get to be taken like that anyway?
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i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!


I don't think she actually intended it to be taken that way when she initially wrote about Aberforth practicing charms on goats.


Lol, how did it get to be taken like that anyway?


People with perverted minds. And fanfictions. Really strange fanfictions.
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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GinnyX wrote:
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i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!


I don't think she actually intended it to be taken that way when she initially wrote about Aberforth practicing charms on goats.


Lol, how did it get to be taken like that anyway?


People with perverted minds. And fanfictions. Really strange fanfictions.


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PostPosted: April 17, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GinnyX wrote:
Morgan_Shay wrote:
GinnyX wrote:
lozinja wrote:
i never understood exactly why jkr put that in there. i mean it has nothing to do with the plot, and younger kids aren't gonna get it. it seams a little strange that she would put something like goat-love into a children's book!


I don't think she actually intended it to be taken that way when she initially wrote about Aberforth practicing charms on goats.


Lol, how did it get to be taken like that anyway?


People with perverted minds. And fanfictions. Really strange fanfictions.


hey! im offended by that!

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loooool jk Laughing


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