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Alastor Moody



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Posted: March 14, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: Do not .... the owl |
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Simple post what not to do with the owl or anything such as this.
Example: Do not use the owl as a toothpick
Do not play Nintendo wii with your owl
Do not lick the owl _________________
Alfred: Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

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Do not grope the owl _________________
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Do not lick the owl
Do not rub the owl
Do not caress the owl
Do not touch the owl
Do not breath around the owl
Do not expect the owl to send you your post (life aint like that) _________________
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Alastor Moody



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Do not plug in your owl during Christmas _________________
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Do not try and breed with the owl _________________
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do not wax the owl _________________
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Alastor Moody



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Do not play basketball with the owl, or use it as a ball. _________________
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Do not let the owl get a room w/ a female owl _________________
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Do not let the owl go to Ohio or stay in crappy motels in Ohio _________________
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Do not use any verbs in the presence of the owl _________________
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Do not let the Owl have fun. _________________
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Do not conjugate proper sentences in the owl's presence _________________
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Do not gather the owl droppings and eat it next day, and ask Walmart to market this new cereal. _________________
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Do not stand on the owl _________________
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Do not paint the owl's toenails any color except coral _________________
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Do Not Let Mck Near The Owl _________________
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Do not give the owl admin/mod powers. _________________
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(I HATE YOU)
Do not let the owl go to Ohio with Mel. _________________
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Do not let the owl play drums _________________
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Do not let the owl fall in love with hawt vampires _________________
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Do not allow the owl to kiss mck for that is my job  _________________
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Do not give the owl money in hopes it will buy a shorter rule book _________________
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Do not allow the owl to handle electronics _________________
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