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Posts: 15095 · Posted: March 15, 2008 1:01 am Post subject:

Do not hit the owl over the head with blunt objects.
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Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody, but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it.

Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 1:11 am Post subject:

do not speak to your owl, it doesnt understand human language
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do not call the owl hedwig and expect it to deliver your mail.
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Posts: 1827 · Posted: March 15, 2008 8:51 am Post subject:

do not the owl (get it?it's supposed to be a bit perverse)

ok sth normal now:do not ride on your owl
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Don't let your owl grow up to be a cowboy.
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Posts: 15095 · Posted: March 15, 2008 9:12 am Post subject:

Don't use your owl as a dart board.
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Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody, but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it.

Posts: 3348 · Posted: March 15, 2008 10:38 am Post subject:

Do not let the Owl exist.
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Do not use your owl to dust the furniture.
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Posts: 15095 · Posted: March 15, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

Do not use the owl to pick up your porn at the post office
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Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody, but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it.

Posts: 3929 · Joined: Sep 14, 2007 Location: In your dreams Posts: 3929

Do not shave the owl and say "look its Britany spears" it will not like it.
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Do not let your owl listen to Hanna Montana.
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Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject:

do not make your owl listen to backstreet boys
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Do not dribble on or inside the owl
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Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject:

do not pull the owl's feathers
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Do not drop-kick the owl
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Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

do not use the owl to play tennis
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Do not use the owl to clean stains
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Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 1:43 pm Post subject:

do not use the owl as toilet paper lolz
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Posts: 16870 · Posted: March 15, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject:

do not explode your owl
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Posts: 25839 · Posted: March 15, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject:

^lmao!

Do not feed your owl to your brother.
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^made by Fiendfyre

Blame it on a simple twist of fate.

Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

do not feed your brother to the owl
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Do not give the owl pretzels Cool

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Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject:

do not step on the owl
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Posts: 9542 · Posted: March 15, 2008 5:42 pm Post subject:

do not get sexual with the owl
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The bite marks on my neck never felt so good

Posts: 17948 · Posted: March 15, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject:

do not dirty talk to your owl
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