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Puking Pastilles
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 1:58 am    Post subject: Family Guy Reply with quote

Louis's Sister: Oh no, my baby is coming out!

Louis: Peter! Drive to the hospital

-stops at MacDonalds-

Peter: Hey, I'll have 3 cheeseburgers.

Louis: PETER! MY SISTER IS HAVING A BABY!

Peter: Oh I forgot, Louis. Oh, and I'll have a kid's meal too.

-at hospital-

-doctor knocks out-

Louis's Sister: Oh no! Who will deliver my baby?

Louis: Just push! Push!

Peter: I'm pushing but it won't go back in!

Louis: NOT YOU PETER!

-baby is born-

Peter: Ohhhhh... It's a baby girl. Oh, it has a penis we better cut it off.

Louis: NO! IT'S A BOY!
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a great show.... but I am pretty sure this should be in the tv/movies section. Very Happy
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahaha i love that episode
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

holy crip he's a crapple.



haha couldnt think of anything else.

LOVE FAMILY GUYYYYYYYY
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

! Moved to TV & Movies
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PostPosted: February 7, 2008 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Family Guy is okay.


i guess. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: February 8, 2008 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually watch an episode or so a day. Great show. I love how they jump from topic to topic. And it's great how they always draw out the jokes, way longer than you'd think. Like when they came back after being cancelled and listed every show Fox added and cancelled before Family Guy came back. Great stuff!
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PostPosted: February 8, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.riotvideo.com/Family_Guy_Rudolph_at_the_Doctor.html
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PostPosted: February 8, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great Show, watch it as much as I can. GO STEWIE!!
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PostPosted: February 8, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Family Guy is alright, I'll watch it when there's nothing better on. Razz
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PostPosted: February 10, 2008 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Family Guy is one of my guilty pleasures.
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PostPosted: February 13, 2008 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Family guy has gotta be the funniest show ever. WAAAY better than the simpsons or futurama. Basically cos it's got more DIRTY jokes and more swearing which naturally increases the humour of a show. Simpsons is just full of babyish jokes Razz
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PostPosted: February 29, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After sneaking into rehab, Peter is asked for his name by a woman, so he decides to make it up.

Woman: Whats your name?
Peter: urrr...umm
(Peter then looks around the room and sees a pea on a plate)
Peter: Pea
(he then sees a girl crying, with a tear on her cheek)
Peter: Tear
(then he sees a random griffin flying through the window)
Peter: Griffin
Peter: Yeah its Pea-tear Griffin...ahh crap



Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. Laughing



Anyone watch American Dad aswell??

Lol favourite quote...

Hayley: My mother stole my boyfriend!

Stan: Your boyfriend stole my wife! Hey, let's get back at them by dating each other! Ohhh, wait.... Daddy didn't think that through...

Lolol.
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