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Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word Pants

 
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Phoenix
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 3:48 am    Post subject: Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word Pants Reply with quote

The top fifteen:

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

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http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG LOL thats really clever Very Happy
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are funny, Thanks!
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol very funny. Very Happy
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha i like that a lot Very Happy
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PostPosted: January 8, 2007 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been playing the pants game for many years now. I enjoy placing "pants" in LOTR quotes.

"Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants","What are you doing? Those pants are still out there!" and so on

you can also play it using other words like puppies or to be funny (and this is in no way used in a demeaning way) Jews or anything else.
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PostPosted: October 20, 2007 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha, ima try that now with everything
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PostPosted: October 24, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO! I am a Star Wars addict and when I saw that I laughed for five minutes. Nice stuff Phoenix.
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PostPosted: October 26, 2007 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"May the pants be with you"
"Strong with the pants, you are"
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PostPosted: October 26, 2007 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard these jokes with putting pants at the end of every song or something like that. The Star Wars lines are really funny Laughing
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PostPosted: October 26, 2007 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard these jokes with putting pants at the end of every song or something like that. The Star Wars lines are really funny Laughing
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