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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 19, 2007 4:28 am Post subject: Corrupt the wish

well, okay, here goes. someone makes a wish, and then the person below will grant it, but corrupt it. and then that person will make his/ her own wish.

Ex.

i wish i get elected president of the country

- granted, but you die before assuming office
i wish i got the chance to meet jkr

- granted, but she slaps your face.

etc...

i'll start:

i wish i could be an awesome writer like jkr.
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Posts: 7490 · Joined: Jul 25, 2007 Location: Sam's Closet Posts: 7490

you are, but when you go to publish the book your manuscript and identity gets stolen.

i wish i were a millionaire
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 19, 2007 7:06 am Post subject:

granted, but the inflation rate becomes so high that one million = 1 dollar's present value

i wish i never had to shave my legs again
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Posts: 8714 · Posted: November 19, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject:

granted, but your legs are always hairy.

I wish I could knit the world's largest scarf.
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 20, 2007 10:09 am Post subject:

granted, but some executioners wrap your entire body in the scarf so that you get suffocated.

i wish i could take up divination so that i can predict my future.
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Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 20, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject:

You do...but your future isn't exactly how you want it to be, so you try to change it, only to realize you trying to change it is what made it bad in the 1st place.

I wish that I could play quidditch.
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Posts: 8714 · Posted: November 20, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject:

yeah, but then you realize people can't fly on broomsticks and fall to the ground from a bajillion feet in the air and die.

I wish that I could freeze and restart time to my will.
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Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 21, 2007 12:20 am Post subject:

you do, but then accidentally erase yourself from all of time.

I wish that tomaro was thanksgiving.
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Posts: 8714 · Posted: November 21, 2007 12:21 am Post subject:

it is, but then all tomorrows are thanksgiving.

I wish that I was rich.
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 21, 2007 5:52 am Post subject:

^^^^ thats bad nimbus... Crying or Very sad

^ granted, treehugger, but you are gonna die tomorrow so you cant really enjoy your money

i wish i had an elder wand
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Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 21, 2007 7:50 am Post subject:

You do, but then you get crazy power hungry and kill off the rest of the world, leaving yourself alone.

I wish that my bus didn't come in the next 15 minutes to take me to school.
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 21, 2007 7:52 am Post subject:

granted. it will arrive an hour late, and you remembered that you have an exam on your first class
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Um.. I guess I just make a wish:

I wish I didn't have to work full-time but could still afford college..

Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 21, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject:

You do, but then when you go to college you realize you like your old job better then college
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Posts: 8714 · Posted: November 21, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

I guess it's my turn to make a wish since nimbus didn't give me on to corrupt. Mwahahaha!

I wish I was the perfect body temperature. As in never cold nor warm, perfect.
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 22, 2007 10:28 am Post subject:

granted. but the people around you dont appreciate that because they dont have normal body temperatures.

i wish i became president of my country and the people love me.
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Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 22, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:

You do, but then you get lonely and start to hate your job.

I wish that Thanksgiving dinner was ready
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 22, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject:

granted, but your thanksgiving dinner comprises a rotten turkey, and a variety of weird foods.

i wish that i had a smaller butt
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Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 22, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject:

you get a smaller butt, but then your head grows to 20 times its normal size.

I wish that school was canceled on monday, so this could be a 5 day weekend.
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Posts: 8714 · Posted: November 22, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject:

granted but then you get a week taken off of christmas vacation.

I wish that I could retain everything I read in perfect order, without having to think hard, everyone would love me for it, I would only have to read the book once to retain it, nothing would ever get confused with something else I read.
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Posts: 27612 · Posted: November 23, 2007 6:08 am Post subject:

Posts: 2501 · Posted: November 23, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject:

she does, but then she fail all of her classes because she can't do any of her homework, so eventually she drops out, then you have to support her when you're older.

I wish that all the problems of the world were solved.
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Posts: 847 · Joined: Oct 21, 2007 Location: australia Posts: 847

wish granted. all the problems in the world are solved, but because almost everything causes a contravorsy these things are removed as they are considered a problem. that means no tv. internet. books. movies. . . .harry potter..

i wish that my moblie phone had unlimited credt.
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