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Posts: 3284 · Posted: December 1, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject:

granted but try as you might, they all smell like fish

I wanna be 16 feet tall
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: December 1, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject:

granted. but there is a law saying that anyone above ten feet is abnormal and should therefore be killed.

i wish i could graduate at the end of this term.
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Posts: 703 · Joined: Oct 14, 2007 Location: monterey, ca Posts: 703

they did. theyre called menthol cigarettes

i wish my lips wernt chapped
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: December 1, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject:

huh?

granted, but your hands are hella dry

i wish i had a pet dragon who didnt eat me or burn my house
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Posts: 703 · Joined: Oct 14, 2007 Location: monterey, ca Posts: 703

you did have one till you got sent to szkaban for houseing an illegal pet

i wish i had a hot tub
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 2, 2007 2:33 am Post subject:

granted, but the tub is soo hot that it'll burn you.

I wish I can marry draco malfoy.
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: December 2, 2007 7:06 am Post subject:

granted. but he turns out to be a wife beater and kills you.

i wish i had every flavor beans with me
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 2, 2007 9:09 am Post subject:

Ooh i don't mind that, I'll rest in peace if I die as his wife. lol

granted, but you'll always got the earwax flavor

I wish I can persuade snape to shampoo his hair
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: December 2, 2007 9:13 am Post subject:

granted, but he manages to persuade you not to shampoo your hair

i wish voldemort would start promoting world peace
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 2, 2007 9:17 am Post subject:

granted, but he'll end up in st mungo like lockhart (we all know he hate peace lol)

I wish harry would be best friend with draco
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Posts: 703 · Joined: Oct 14, 2007 Location: monterey, ca Posts: 703

but then draco is instructed to kill harry..(oh wait lol)

i wish tom riddle was by my side
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 2, 2007 10:03 am Post subject:

granted, but he'll avada you 30 seconds later

I wish I could be draco's younger sister
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Posts: 28287 · Posted: December 2, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject:

granted. but his parents put you up for adoption to live with morfin gaunt

i wish i lived with the malfoys because im their daughter
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Posts: 9787 · Posted: December 2, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject:

yes, but you realize how completely awful the Malfoys are so you run away and get bitten by a werewolf.

I wish that i have dinner.
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 2, 2007 10:48 pm Post subject:

granted, but today's food is rotten meat.

I wish I can speak in parseltongue
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Posts: 4897 · Joined: Nov 4, 2007 Location: australia Posts: 4897

you can but then you can't speak english so your only friends are the snakes and everyone thinks you're wierd for talking to snakes

i wish i could think of something to wish for
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 3, 2007 5:05 am Post subject:

granted, but it turned out you're wishing for something imposibble

I wish my school turn to a death eater school
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Posts: 4897 · Joined: Nov 4, 2007 Location: australia Posts: 4897

granted, but then everyone in ur school gets sent to azkaban

i wish i didn't have to go to the rehersal for the orchestra at school tomorow, and could have the day off and go to the beach instead...
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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 3, 2007 7:55 am Post subject:

granted, but tsunami awaiting you at the beach

I wish I can have basilisk as a pet
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Posts: 2508 · Posted: December 3, 2007 11:02 am Post subject:

You do, but then it strangles all your friends.

I wish that I wasn't so tired and sore.
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Posts: 703 · Joined: Oct 14, 2007 Location: monterey, ca Posts: 703

you drink an energy drink and then you crash hard

i wish i had something to do lol
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Posts: 5349 · Posted: December 3, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject:

I wish I had a new face. Sad

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Posts: 334 · Posted: December 3, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject:

granted, but your new face is like voldy's lol

I wish my eyes is sky blue
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Posts: 819 · Joined: Oct 7, 2007 Posts: 819

Granted but on most days you have cloud cover...

I wish my Mom wouldn't be such a nag..

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