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Harry Potter and the Plot to Corrupt Your Children
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Sybill
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This can NOT be real. Adams has way too much information wrong for this to be real. Who doesn't know that Rowling is female?!
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it makes me ashamed to be a Roman Catholic
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Sybill
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, you should just find this man to be a disgrace to your religion.
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes i yhink that is better, i mean i dont think that we should invite Harry Potter into our churches, but really it is an enjoyable childrens book
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Vasaver
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Magic doesnt belong in churches but its not wrong to READ stuff on magic... specially when you know its not real!
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vasaver wrote:
Magic doesnt belong in churches but its not wrong to READ stuff on magic... specially when you know its not real!


i know, and on the shame of my religion, again.... what is the pope doing... saying that limbo isnt real *rants about the pope* what is with him tryin to change my religion........
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'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' - Dumbledore the White
'my precious' - Kreacher
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ThE_DaRk_MaRk
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PostPosted: April 25, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He said J.K Rowling was Mr Rowlings wife.....

Pure stupidity.
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Arwen
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PostPosted: April 26, 2007 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go back to his website to the homepage there is another link about Harry Potter. Read it.
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sweden_man
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PostPosted: April 27, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really hope that none of you actually believe that this guy is serious. It couldn't more obviously be a joke. No one on the goddamn planet is that stupid. Just trying clicking where it says to click to sign the petition. It takes you to some thread that's been closed on some random forum.
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Remus
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PostPosted: April 28, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pockets is so much fun!!! Laughing
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draco_malfoy_hp
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PostPosted: April 28, 2007 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Harry Potter and the Plot to Corrupt Your Children Reply with quote

OMG!!!!! that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!
my chest hurts
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Bella_trix
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PostPosted: April 29, 2007 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know! i nearly fell off my broomstick laughing!
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Arabella Doreen Figg
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PostPosted: April 29, 2007 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for the laugh of the morning. Now I can go have half a pot of coffee, take the dogs for a walk and clean the house. I ought to be off to church myself, but I think we're taking a Sunday off. Surprised That was absolutely hysterical. Very Happy

K-Dog 19 wrote:
An he sayed that LV is Jesus. LOL! Laughing Look at this.

Ha, Ha! This is what he said.

The Idiot wrote:
I am both shocked and appalled that nobody else has made the following obvious conclusion.
VOLDEMORT IS JESUS!!!...

Concept Art for the 7th Potter book, in which Harry sneaks up on Voldemort (center, to be played by James Caviezel) and his "Death Eaters," wand at the ready.




But, technically, if that actor is going to play Voldemort - he's correct. Voldemort is Jesus. Caviezel's most famous role is as Jesus in The Passion of the Christ.


Maybe someone should send the webmaster these books? Angel

http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-According-Harry-Potter-Spirituality/dp/0664226019
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draco_malfoy_hp
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PostPosted: April 29, 2007 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya it was really funny!
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FinnMacCool
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PostPosted: April 29, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious! Seems like a lot of people here are taking this very seriously. I thought it was kinda obvious that it was a satire.
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draco_malfoy_hp
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PostPosted: April 29, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Harry Potter and the Plot to Corrupt Your Children Reply with quote

that was so funny!
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ThE_DaRk_MaRk
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PostPosted: May 1, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sweden_man wrote:
I really hope that none of you actually believe that this guy is serious. It couldn't more obviously be a joke. No one on the goddamn planet is that stupid. Just trying clicking where it says to click to sign the petition. It takes you to some thread that's been closed on some random forum.


I know it's suppose to be funny but it wasn't.
It was a waste of time really. Rolling Eyes
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shewhoshouldnotbenamed
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PostPosted: May 1, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no its a real christian website...
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'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' - Dumbledore the White
'my precious' - Kreacher
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draco_malfoy_hp
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PostPosted: May 1, 2007 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya they are wierd about that stuff
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