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Hedra
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PostPosted: January 13, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, there are some seriously crazy fanatics in the world...
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PostPosted: January 14, 2007 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with everything he said though.
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PostPosted: January 14, 2007 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he gets so much stuff wrong. for instance if im not mistaken he said that the killing curse was abra kadabra and says that JK stole it from harry houdini word for word even tho she didnt cause its not the fricken word Mad all I have to say is. what a idiot
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PostPosted: January 16, 2007 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I'm gonna go snog in public, so long as my woman cleans up and there's no tall people yelling Abra Kadabra around.
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PostPosted: January 16, 2007 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol-more than half of the page had incorrect and stupid information
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PostPosted: January 16, 2007 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pockets_full_of_crap wrote:
I agree with everything he said though.


then you dont belong in this website
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Kelly
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PostPosted: January 16, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

W,that person has the wrong idea about it.

Voldermort is Jesus?? Come on,I never even thought about that.How?? I just dont get it. And Sexual content on that picture.Wow,that is just..weird
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PostPosted: January 16, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Voldy isn't Jesus. he's Clearly Michael Jackson

which is why he wants to kill harry. because harry i older than 15 now and too old for him.
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PostPosted: January 17, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your Worst Nightmare wrote:
pockets_full_of_crap wrote:
I agree with everything he said though.


then you dont belong in this website


Really?
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PostPosted: January 17, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael Weasley wrote:
Voldy isn't Jesus. he's Clearly Michael Jackson

which is why he wants to kill harry. because harry i older than 15 now and too old for him.


hahaha good point!
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PostPosted: January 22, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how did he get a masters in reverand? what was the church school he graduated from? Big Als how to be a reverand in 1 hour lol
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PostPosted: January 24, 2007 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck.
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has opened my eyes to the truth.
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a revelation...
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Irksome, it's a JOKE.
Calm down. Sheesh.
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorreh.
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck w/that.
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PostPosted: January 25, 2007 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to need it if I don't want to blow up at people.
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PostPosted: January 27, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

harry potter books and movie arnt suitable for my kids..
They contain too much adult content..
It shud be rated 21+..
just jokin im only 16..

this is true:
but i know this pervertd guy in my class..
he gav 1 of my friends a sex story with hermoine and cho chang in d library.
i havnt read it but my friend says it was sick..
i think so too.
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PostPosted: April 10, 2007 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

More people need to see this.
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KGsoccer11
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PostPosted: April 10, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Harry Potter and the Plot to Corrupt Your Children Reply with quote

pockets_full_of_crap wrote:
Enjoy


lol that was pretty funny Very Happy

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PostPosted: April 11, 2007 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is hillarius. When will people like the writer get a clue. Get your facts straight before you put pen to paper. He cleary gets mixed up with JK Rowling and JRR Tolkien.

He clearly does not understand that the characters in the book portray people from society and that JK is commenting on this in the books.

Wow a clearly doctered picture of Hermione. This guy who is so against other countries call himself a reverend? Haha Mr. Rowling got the idea working as a bartender? Seriously? Wow, a woman's place is to satisfy a man? But now I get it why he says mr Rowling. He is in denial that woman can do anything else than satisfy a man. Snogging got a new meaning. Here I thought it meant that they were kissing.

"When I Move Here, The Queen Will Take Me"- haha intercoarse? Sure this guy knows nothing about Chess, and its not in Azkhaban.

And still people are so gullable, some people still don't read everything like that:

The guy ownes all six books and only wrote the article to get under Potter-fans' skin. It is all for the fun of it... So relax.
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PostPosted: April 13, 2007 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't even funny....He/She wasted there time on nothing....
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PostPosted: April 13, 2007 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damm! That guy is stupid! I mean, does that look like they are "doing it?"

An he sayed that LV is Jesus. LOL! Laughing Look at this.

Ha, Ha! This is what he said.

The Idiot wrote:
I am both shocked and appalled that nobody else has made the following obvious conclusion.
VOLDEMORT IS JESUS!!!

That's right. First he dies, then his followers are persecuted, and now he has risen from the dead to live again.

Now, having made this conclusion we are left with one glaring point. These books call Jesus evil, and then order our children to seek to find and kill him when he rises again.

Concept Art for the 7th Potter book, in which Harry sneaks up on Voldemort (center, to be played by James Caviezel) and his "Death Eaters," wand at the ready.

This blatant hatred for all that is good and holy in this world is an attack on the very beliefs of the American people, that being that Jesus is our Lord and savior.


Plus, look at this quote.
The Idiot wrote:
Throughout these books the characters of Merry and Pippin can be found smoking "pipeweed."


And did you see that he wants to sign a petition

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