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Now Britney Spears has an incentive to take panty-free pics: she can get paid for it. But on one condition: she has to get some help for her bizarre behavior.

Pop Tarts has learned that the Britster wasn’t rejected by Playboy as many outlets have reported, and Hugh Hefner himself wants nothing more than to help her get her clothes off — but there's a catch.

“Hef has said that he is more than happy to feature Britney in the magazine once she can put herself back on the road to recovery,” said a rep for Playboy.

However, Pop Tarts finally has a reason why Britney so often parades and parties without panties.

A source in the style and wardrobe world who has worked extensively with Spears says she used to sometimes suffer spots and soreness from her cotton coverings.

"Britney has sensitive skin all over. We tried lots of different materials, but sometimes she would get a bit of a reaction, which naturally is very uncomfortable," said our source. "Especially when she would be on stage under the hot lights performing, all that sweating makes things worse."

That doesn't mean we should forgive the Britster for flashing too much flesh — our insider adds that "she should at least wear longer dresses or pants or something."

But nobody can put the Brit Brit in the corner and make her do as she is told, not even the judge in her custody case.

Word on the street is that Spears called the legal lord an "old fart," which is obviously a very intelligent means of regaining custody of her little ones.

Meanwhile, former *NSYNC star Lance Bass has tried reaching out to the Mouseketeer melodist (even admitting she was the first one he "came out to" to try and make her feel better after her annulled Vegas wedding), but his hand of help has been brushed off by Brit Brit.

And with her right to visit her sons temporarily suspended until she complies with court orders (such as regular drug testing and parental coaching classes — Britney was reportedly MIA Thursday night when a parent coach showed up at her house) all the stress seemed to be weighing on Spears Thursday when she turned on her pals the paparazzi.

The pop shtick spent the morning soaking in some UV rays at Sunset Tan, but snapped at the snappers while coming down the stairs.

"She was yelling at them to leave her alone," a Sunset staffer told Pop Tarts. "We helped her out — they were just everywhere. All over the streets like a pack of rats."

Later in the day, only hours after losing her child-visitation rights, the troubled pop star appears to have run over a TMZ photographer's foot with her car.

A video posted on TMZ.com shows that Brit Brit was driving with one hand covering her mouth through a patch of paparazzi when her banged-up Benz tussled with some TMZ toes.

Eyewitnesses said the songstress seemed stunned but didn't stop to assist her pap pal

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301727,00.html
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Posts: 28374 · Posted: October 20, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject:

she's crazy.
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Playboy wants Brittney Spears? Seems like they are the only one's.

We should drop Brittney, Lindsey, and Paris on an island and just leave. The world would be better off without them, I hate them all.
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I love Lindsay Lohan, and I have a lot of respect for her for trying to stay out of the spotlight after getting out of rehab. I also don't have anything against Paris.

Britney... I feel bad for her. She was fine before K-Fed. I don't think either of them should have custody of the children, honestly. She needs to get some help. Then she should get custody when she's cleaned up her act. He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near them.
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Posts: 28374 · Posted: October 20, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject:

as much as i agree that the kids should go with the mother, a mother like britney spears is dangerous for the kids. so i think she needs to have a personality transplant (lol) first before the judge grants her custody. and what kind of a mother do you think would she be if she came out in playboy? i mean, fine if she were a playboy model in the past... but if she is GONNA be a playboy model now that she is a mother... thats a different story.
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Posts: 28238 · Posted: October 20, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject:

She keeps flashing the cameras her nether regions because of sores due to her "cotton" underwear? I find that fascinating because cotton is what the gynos tell you to wear if you get soreness down there because it's a soft, breathable fabric (Thank you Cosmo!) And it still doesn't explain why she would wear no undies AND wear a short skirt at the same time... I mean, at least try a long skirt.
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Posts: 28374 · Posted: October 21, 2007 9:29 am Post subject:

exactly. if you really cant wear cotton undies, which i doubt, try wearing a long skirt, or pants! she just wants to get the attention of people... which i think is a really cheap way to do so.
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Posts: 554 · Posted: October 21, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject:

agreed^ You know what, after the first little bit of craziness, I felt really bad for all three of them, but after it happens over and over again, I just can't take it anymore. I would never want to be a celeberity. It just seems like too much of a drama.... all the time Shocked

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Posts: 28374 · Posted: October 21, 2007 3:27 pm Post subject:

well i still might be able to accept lindsay. she snapped out of it, and she's still a kid... still undergoing through that phase...

but britney and paris?
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Posts: 554 · Posted: October 21, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject:

alright you've shifted me a bit^ Good point if I had to pick one of them not to dump on the island, it would definately be Lindsey, but stil....
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Posts: 28238 · Posted: October 21, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject:

Lindsay flashed a bunch of kids at the Choice Awards a year ago... my goodness, she didn't even wear undies then... Laughing

I have more hope in Paris... since she's been out of jail she's stayed low-key. It took Lindsay a lot more for that to happen. And Britney... I feel bad for her kids. Smile

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Posts: 554 · Posted: October 21, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

I'm gonna stop prosecuting right now lol. I'm not very up-to-date with these people, I'm speaking on account of things I've heard a while ago, so I guess I shouldn't really be judging toooo much....
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Posts: 28238 · Posted: October 21, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

Posts: 28374 · Posted: October 21, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject:

same here.
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Posts: 554 · Posted: October 22, 2007 7:12 am Post subject:

I pick up little bits of things from people around me, but to tell the truth, I could care less about some of these things. After a while, there's just so much bad stuff going on, I just don't want to know anymore....
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